Guest Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 (edited) I am working in Norway, a British. Been here a fortnight and bumped into a tosser, originates from Portsmouth and funny I have worked in the backyard. As I see things you always look after each other abroad. But this cunt from Portsmouth who has been in Norway for over ten years working at the same place (helicopters) and he is so intimidated by fellow countrymen that he goes into overdrive to get a fellow compatriot the sack as quick as possible. He refuses to discuss any problems runs off back to the UK till the Norwegian management does his bidding! I am sure other people have come across this situation. But the cunt I would like people to acknowledge is **** ****** a fucking cunt from a town of great people, whom I have some instilling times. But the cunt lives near Stavangar now a ducking counting whistling. **** ***** a fucking cunt. Edited June 25, 2018 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 Paging the clique..... Paging the clique.... Your fresh meat has arrived. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 .....oh, and welcome, richem71. Make the most of that, it's the only welcome you're likely to get here. My advice is to brace yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: .....oh, and welcome, richem71. Make the most of that, it's the only welcome you're likely to get here. My advice is to brace yourself. Or pepper his angus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 I edited it to be read. But that said its nice to be here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 10 hours ago, richem71 said: I am working in Norway, a British. Been here a fortnight and bumped into a tosser, originates from Portsmouth and funny I have worked in the backyard. As I see things you always look after each other abroad. But this cunt from Portsmouth who has been in Norway for over ten years working at the same place (helicopters) and he is so intimidated by fellow countrymen that he goes into overdrive to get a fellow compatriot the sack as quick as possible. He refuses to discuss any problems runs off back to the UK till the Norwegian management does his bidding! I am sure other people have come across this situation. But the cunt I would like people to acknowledge is **** ***** a fucking cunt from a town of great people, whom I have some instilling times. But the cunt lives near Stavangar now a ducking counting whistling. **** ***** a fucking cunt. situation Stavanger, Norway cunting bollocks some bloke ten years aint got refuses problems uk Town, helicopters instilling BiJustin shop bosses church abroad random words put together in a pissed up state and have no fucking idea what the cunting fuck you are on about. . I hope that this solves your problem Richie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 1 minute ago, richem71 said: I edited it to be read. But that said its nice to be here I'm seriously doubting that you are "a British". What is this "ducking counting whistling" that you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 (edited) @richem71, this is your 5 minute warning, GET A FUCKING AVATAR. If it’s anything other than your death certificate stating cause of death as ‘unbridled stupidity’, then look the fuck out. Welcome, by the way. Edited June 24, 2018 by Bubba C Are you the Fucking sheep? Or worse, Albert? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 Have you OD'd on tinned whalemeat by chance?,may I suggest you piss on it next time before you eat it you weird Eskimo shagger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 This is the most boring country on the planet and I wouldn't entertain any of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm seriously doubting that you are "a British". What is this "ducking counting whistling" that you speak of? Am not British correct but English and fucking cunting spell checker ducks me off too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 3 minutes ago, richem71 said: This is the most boring country on the planet and I wouldn't entertain any of them You're not entertaining any of us either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, richem71 said: This is the most boring country on the planet and I wouldn't entertain any of them I was going to ask how Norway was, always heard it was a nice country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I was going to ask how Norway was, always heard it was a nice country. its a lovely country Reptile, only problem is that its full of illiterate unfunny cunts who don't know how to use google translate or spellchecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 You can't buy beer after 3 on a Sunday and there are other restrictions I the week u less you can find a pub. Cheapest bread £1.90 Stella in a pub £10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, richem71 said: Am not British correct but English and fucking cunting spell checker ducks me off too Our esteemed administrative staff have requested we at least give new punters a chance. You've had and wasted yours. I suspect you are nothing that resembles a genuine NEW punter, but some stupid cunt escaped from a cooler cell with a new ID. Having said that, let me be the first to say FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 How do I fuck this spell checker off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 I doff my cap to your sheer arrogance and goodwill on the breathing in and out thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 1 minute ago, richem71 said: I doff my cap to your sheer arrogance and goodwill on the breathing in and out thing I suggest you refrain from mentioning breathing. Most people are already of the belief you have not earned the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 10 hours ago, richem71 said: I am working in Norway, a British. Been here a fortnight and bumped into a tosser, originates from Portsmouth and funny I have worked in the backyard. As I see things you always look after each other abroad. But this cunt from Portsmouth who has been in Norway for over ten years working at the same place (helicopters) and he is so intimidated by fellow countrymen that he goes into overdrive to get a fellow compatriot the sack as quick as possible. He refuses to discuss any problems runs off back to the UK till the Norwegian management does his bidding! I am sure other people have come across this situation. But the cunt I would like people to acknowledge is **** ***** a fucking cunt from a town of great people, whom I have some instilling times. But the cunt lives near Stavangar now a ducking counting whistling. **** ***** a fucking cunt. Fuck off ProfB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 10 hours ago, richem71 said: **** ***** a fucking cunt. Tell him to kill himself, but not before he's killed his scouse brother, John. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 45 minutes ago, richem71 said: How do I fuck this spell checker off You work with helicopters, but have difficulty with a spell checker, right? God help us. Fuck off Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 This is the worst newbie nom in the history of cunts corner. If ever there was a case for nuking Norway then this is it. Go and lick the third rail you utter oxygen thief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: You work with helicopters, but have difficulty with a spell checker, right? God help us. Fuck off Ape. somebody's got to clean the bugs splattered on the windscreen TB. An important job high paid job reserved for special people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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