Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) Britain's first 'Legal' red light district based at Holbeck, Leeds, has been "A disaster from day one" according to recent reports. The aforementioned 'managed area' (see map for Your convenience) has been hailed as being too violent for the whores of the North, and that these slappers are at risk when they peddle on the street-corners in an area which can only be described as being a poor-man's Scalextric track. To make matters worse for You, no longer will you be freely able to beckon from your car window: "Giz a penny-worth deek at ya tits," without getting nicked. Quite how this will affect the careers of every woman in Leeds, has yet to be announced... Edited July 25, 2018 by 'eavensabove Kerb crawling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 28 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Britain's first 'Legal' red light district based at Holbeck, Leeds, has been "A disaster from day one" according to recent reports. The aforementioned 'managed area' (see map for Your convenience) has been hailed as being too violent for the whores of the North, and that these slappers are at risk when they peddle on the street-corners in an area which can only be described as being a poor-man's Scalextric track. To make matters worse for You, no longer will you be freely able to beckon from your car window: "Giz a penny-worth deek at ya tits," without getting nicked. Quite how this will affect the careers of every woman in Leeds, has yet to be announced... Didn't get nicked did you 'eavens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 I hadn't thought for one moment you have a Geordie accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 (edited) 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't get nicked did you 'eavens? That's the last of my worries. You gave me the Pox. Edited July 25, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That's the last of my worries. You gave me the Pox. Well, lucky you. At least she gave you something. she nicked my wallet. Even after I'd splashed out £4.89 on Lambrini and a bag of chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boaby Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 How much for strange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, lucky you. At least she gave you something. she nicked my wallet. Even after I'd splashed out £4.89 on Lambrini and a bag of chips. Oh, I can see that the plot thickens. It was Your Lamborghini, was it? I thought it stank of more than just chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Boaby said: How much for strange? You're talking to the largest collector of animal pornography in the country. If you want strange, you've come to the right place, you disgusting little maggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Boaby said: How much for strange? I take it that strange was a typo, you can have a strangle for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 51 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I hadn't thought for one moment you have a Geordie accent. I always have an element of surprise. Anyway, that's beside the point. I've done lots of red lights in my time, and all I've ever got is points on my drivers licence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 40 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That's the last of my worries. You gave me the Pox. I did not. I'm not that generous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boaby Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 Do they charge extra if I’m an ugly monster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, Boaby said: Do they charge extra if I’m an ugly monster I should think that they're just extra dirty to finish you off quicker, so being hideous might actually go in your favour, you lucky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Boaby said: Do they charge extra if I’m an ugly monster How the fuck would I know, Ugly bollocks. Hint: If you must stay on here, then get a fucking avatar. Your passport pic will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I should think that they're just extra dirty to finish you off quicker, so being hideous might actually go in your favour, you lucky bastard. I don't think he knows yet, how all of us get laid, and the price we have to pay. Shall we invite him up to Leeds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 22 minutes ago, Boaby said: Do they charge extra if I’m an ugly monster Firstly: Sorry comrades, but Boaby is in need of an avatar, as it seems that he has lost his previous one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Boaby said: Do they charge extra if I’m an ugly monster Gyps? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Presumably as we are all PC nowadays, you can encounter men as well as women crawling around laps of this circuit. Asking on behalf or...err.. a fellow poster and besides, Leeds isn't that far from Cheshire is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Leeds isn't that far from Cheshire is it? Far enough for me not to pay for the petrol to get there, besides, there's plenty of dirty slags in Alderley Edge, talk about Cheshire's 'Golden Triangle', some of 'em are looking decidedly overgrown, and Brazilians used to be so cheap! Just how much is a Bic razor from the local Co-Op? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 1 hour ago, r-soles said: Far enough for me not to pay for the petrol to get there, besides, there's plenty of dirty slags in Alderley Edge, talk about Cheshire's 'Golden Triangle', some of 'em are looking decidedly overgrown, and Brazilians used to be so cheap! Just how much is a Bic razor from the local Co-Op? I've been to the 'Bermuda Triangle' and all of the whores there are Black. It was the cheapest holiday I've ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 (edited) 17 hours ago, Decimus said: , we You're talking to the largest collector of animal pornography in the country. If you want strange, you've come to the right place, you disgusting little maggot. Dec's me ol' mate. Would you do me a favour? I'm in Spain at the moment treading grapes to make wine. Could you phone the old bill, get them to raid my gaff in Suffolk? Just tell the cunts to look under my bed for Puppy Porn etc. There's £850,000 in it (I'll split 50/50) if Sir Cliff is anything to go by, we'd be on a roll... The biggest ever scam in CC history (save for their Donate button) Edited July 26, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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