Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Glowworm said: What are you thoughts on Danniela Westbrook? After the initial media reports of a previous guest from the Jeremy Kyle show committing suicide, I was distraught to discover it wasn't her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: After the initial media reports of a previous guest from the Jeremy Kyle show committing suicide, I was distraught to discover it wasn't her. I wonder if Neil would fuck her massive nostril? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I wonder if Neil would fuck her massive nostril? 🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I wonder if Neil would fuck her massive nostril? Her jaw structure has collapsed as well, her whole face has folded in on itself. She looks like one of those toothless, inbred, Emmerdale Farm cunts that do that 'gurning' shit with a toilet seat round their head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Her jaw structure has collapsed as well, her whole face has folded in on itself. She looks like one of those toothless, inbred, Emmerdale Farm cunts that do that 'gurning' shit with a toilet seat round their head. You're thinking about Take me Out, that hilarious dating programme hosted by that comb over cunt Paddy McGuinnes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're thinking about Take me Out, that hilarious dating programme hosted by that comb over cunt Paddy McGuinnes No I'm not. I'm talking about those elderly, emaciated men named Jethro or some shit, humiliating themselves to win a rosette and a bag of fertiliser. Fits in nicely at the country fair, in between the tractor-pull, donkey derby, and the 'whose grandchildren have got the most prominent foreheads and number of fingers' competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 On 18/06/2019 at 10:18, Glowworm said: What are you thoughts on Danniela Westbrook? Reminds me of a toy I had as a kid......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: 🤢 When she has a heavy cold, it's as if she's excited and primed for nasal penetration. I'm making myself queasy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 Just now, DrCunt said: When she has a heavy cold, it's as if she's excited and primed for nasal penetration. I'm making myself queasy now. I'm getting a twitch imagining it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 It would probably be the messiest blow job a man could get,a full blow back all over your pubes,I never was into recycling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 18, 2019 Report Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: No I'm not. I'm talking about those elderly, emaciated men named Jethro or some shit, humiliating themselves to win a rosette and a bag of fertiliser. Fits in nicely at the country fair, in between the tractor-pull, donkey derby, and the 'whose grandchildren have got the most prominent foreheads and number of fingers' competition. I take it you didn't win the 'Bash the rat' then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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