Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 I travel to the West End of London about 3 days a week Every morning the trains and tubes are packed out, and full of cunts with rucksacks taking up twice the space they deserve, and hit people in the face with them as they turn around or trip people up by placing them on the floor. Why the fuck do they need to carry a rucksack with all their worldly possessions in just to sit in a fucking office all day ? What is in these vital peices of travelwear that they actually need to carry ? They are not tradesmen carrying tools, they are usually male between 20 -30 years old and most of them look like they are in need of a wash and wearing an unironed shirt How much stuff do you need to take to work with you every day ? What is in these fucking bags that they so desperatly need to get through the day. They are going to work for fuck sake not a backpacking holiday to India. I generally carry a small bag the size of a laptop case, and in it are any papers, folders I need for a meeting, a phone charger, a tablet, a packet of Werthers Originals and maybe a Gingsters chicken and mushroom slice, a book and I am done (cue for abuse, I am ready for it) 😃 These cunts look as if they are loaded up with a spare pair of shoes/trainers, a change of clothing, a football perhaps or a large bottle of Domestos, a set of saucepans, laptop, several pairs of old underpants festering at the bottom of the bag, a cycling helmet. a padded Northface jacket and fuck knows what else, maybe a sleeping bag. Then.................. when they get of of the train or tube, they wack other people in the face with their stinking, trendy rucksacks. Cunts If that was not all, they are helping potential terrorists to blend in, possibly carrying a shit load of explosives, and then when they have struggled to get through the ticket barriers after holding everyone else up because there is not enough credit on their Oyster card, they get out their mobile phones and bump into everyone else in the street whilst they are watching an episode of Game of Thrones, or playing some sort of fucking android game Fuck em. Bunch of cunts. They are not students anymore, so why behave like one ? If I were in charge of this country I would ban rucksacks and enforce a minimum of a 50 year jail sentence for anyone carrying one full of unnecessary shit to work. What is wrong with a brief case and a copy of the Times ? CUNTS the lot of them Edit You rarely see women carrying rucksacks to work, unless they are bike riding lesbian types Women generally carry large handbags full of make up and more make up, some tissues and packet of sanitary towels. That is all they need Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: I travel to the West End of London about 3 days a week Every morning the trains and tubes are packed out, and full of cunts with rucksacks taking up twice the space they deserve, and hit people in the face with them as they turn around or trip people up by placing them on the floor. Why the fuck do they need to carry a rucksack with all their worldly possessions in just to sit in a fucking office all day ? What is in these vital peices of travelwear that they actually need to carry ? They are not tradesmen carrying tools, they are usually male between 20 -30 years old and most of them look like they are in need of a wash and wearing an unironed shirt How much stuff do you need to take to work with you every day ? What is in these fucking bags that they so desperatly need to get through the day. They are going to work for fuck sake not a backpacking holiday to India. I generally carry a small bag the size of a laptop case, and in it are any papers, folders I need for a meeting, a phone charger, a tablet, a packet of Werthers Originals and maybe a Gingsters chicken and mushroom slice, a book and I am done (cue for abuse, I am ready for it) 😃 These cunts look as if they are loaded up with a spare pair of shoes/trainers, a change of clothing, a football perhaps or a large bottle of Domestos, a set of saucepans, laptop, several pairs of old underpants festering at the bottom of the bag, a cycling helmet. a padded Northface jacket and fuck knows what else, maybe a sleeping bag. Then.................. when they get of of the train or tube, they wack other people in the face with their stinking, trendy rucksacks. Cunts If that was not all, they are helping potential terrorists to blend in, possibly carrying a shit load of explosives, and then when they have struggled to get through the ticket barriers after holding everyone else up because there is not enough credit on their Oyster card, they get out their mobile phones and bump into everyone else in the street whilst they are watching an episode of Game of Thrones, or playing some sort of fucking android game Fuck em. Bunch of cunts. They are not students anymore, so why behave like one ? If I were in charge of this country I would ban rucksacks and enforce a minimum of a 50 year jail sentence for anyone carrying one full of unnecessary shit to work. What is wrong with a brief case and a copy of the Times ? CUNTS the lot of them So you read the Times? Fascist lackey 😡😙 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: So you read the Times? Fascist lackey 😡😙 No. It was a figure of speech. I can't cant afford the Times so I grab a Metro or an Evening Standard. Perhaps I am showing my age, but I am from an era when all you really needed was a brief case, in which you could put your newspaper, a Thermos, some sandwiches and perhaps a copy of Penthouse hidden at the bottom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Filthy Cunt said: No. It was a figure of speech. I can't cant afford the Times so I grab a Metro or an Evening Standard They're still tory rags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 I read the Guardian online whilst enjoying a Nero's Latte Anyway, that is NOT the point. Reported for assuming that I am a Fascist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: I read the Guardian online whilst enjoying a Nero's Latte Anyway, that is NOT the point. Reported for assuming that I am a Fascist Its common knowledge. I bet that @judgetwi has also accused you of being a fascist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: Its common knowledge. I bet that @judgetwi has also accused you of being a fascist. Not yet, but I am sure he will. Actually it is quite refreshing to be called a Fascist as I am often referred to a Marxist and a traitor to my country What is your view on Rucksacks and those who wear them like limpets on a beach ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: What is your view on Rucksacks and those who wear them like limpets on a beach ? As a photographer I almost always have a rucksack or backpack of some kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: As a photographer I almost always have a rucksack or backpack of some kind. You can be excused, you cunt, although how many fucking cameras do you need ? I used to get away with just a Kodak Brownie 127. Brilliant little camera I dont want to get smacked in the head by some fucking great Hasselblad. Use your mobile phone, your pictures are probably shit anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Filthy Cunt said: I travel to the West End of London about 3 days a week Every morning the trains and tubes are packed out, and full of cunts with rucksacks taking up twice the space they deserve, and hit people in the face with them as they turn around or trip people up by placing them on the floor. Why the fuck do they need to carry a rucksack with all their worldly possessions in just to sit in a fucking office all day ? What is in these vital peices of travelwear that they actually need to carry ? They are not tradesmen carrying tools, they are usually male between 20 -30 years old and most of them look like they are in need of a wash and wearing an unironed shirt How much stuff do you need to take to work with you every day ? What is in these fucking bags that they so desperatly need to get through the day. They are going to work for fuck sake not a backpacking holiday to India. I generally carry a small bag the size of a laptop case, and in it are any papers, folders I need for a meeting, a phone charger, a tablet, a packet of Werthers Originals and maybe a Gingsters chicken and mushroom slice, a book and I am done (cue for abuse, I am ready for it) 😃 These cunts look as if they are loaded up with a spare pair of shoes/trainers, a change of clothing, a football perhaps or a large bottle of Domestos, a set of saucepans, laptop, several pairs of old underpants festering at the bottom of the bag, a cycling helmet. a padded Northface jacket and fuck knows what else, maybe a sleeping bag. Then.................. when they get of of the train or tube, they wack other people in the face with their stinking, trendy rucksacks. Cunts If that was not all, they are helping potential terrorists to blend in, possibly carrying a shit load of explosives, and then when they have struggled to get through the ticket barriers after holding everyone else up because there is not enough credit on their Oyster card, they get out their mobile phones and bump into everyone else in the street whilst they are watching an episode of Game of Thrones, or playing some sort of fucking android game Fuck em. Bunch of cunts. They are not students anymore, so why behave like one ? If I were in charge of this country I would ban rucksacks and enforce a minimum of a 50 year jail sentence for anyone carrying one full of unnecessary shit to work. What is wrong with a brief case and a copy of the Times ? CUNTS the lot of them Edit You rarely see women carrying rucksacks to work, unless they are bike riding lesbian types Women generally carry large handbags full of make up and more make up, some tissues and packet of sanitary towels. That is all they need I am not reading that Filthy, its like one on Monuments monologues but with long spaces. Do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 46 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I am not reading that Filthy, its like one on Monuments monologues but with long spaces. Do it again. Oh God, no, don't do it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 47 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I am not reading that Filthy, its like one on Monuments monologues but with long spaces. Do it again. Just now, Cuntybaws said: Oh God, no, don't do it again! Like all masterpieces, they can never be successfully reproduced. Stick to waiting for your meals to be delivered by Social Services. It's lunch time boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: Stick to waiting for your meals to be delivered by Social Services. It's lunch time boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 It's not my fault if you only have a reading age of 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: I travel to the West End of London about 3 days a week Every morning the trains and tubes are packed out, and full of cunts with rucksacks taking up twice the space they deserve, and hit people in the face with them as they turn around or trip people up by placing them on the floor. Why the fuck do they need to carry a rucksack with all their worldly possessions in just to sit in a fucking office all day ? What is in these vital peices of travelwear that they actually need to carry ? They are not tradesmen carrying tools, they are usually male between 20 -30 years old and most of them look like they are in need of a wash and wearing an unironed shirt How much stuff do you need to take to work with you every day ? What is in these fucking bags that they so desperatly need to get through the day. They are going to work for fuck sake not a backpacking holiday to India. I generally carry a small bag the size of a laptop case, and in it are any papers, folders I need for a meeting, a phone charger, a tablet, a packet of Werthers Originals and maybe a Gingsters chicken and mushroom slice, a book and I am done (cue for abuse, I am ready for it) 😃 These cunts look as if they are loaded up with a spare pair of shoes/trainers, a change of clothing, a football perhaps or a large bottle of Domestos, a set of saucepans, laptop, several pairs of old underpants festering at the bottom of the bag, a cycling helmet. a padded Northface jacket and fuck knows what else, maybe a sleeping bag. Then.................. when they get of of the train or tube, they wack other people in the face with their stinking, trendy rucksacks. Cunts If that was not all, they are helping potential terrorists to blend in, possibly carrying a shit load of explosives, and then when they have struggled to get through the ticket barriers after holding everyone else up because there is not enough credit on their Oyster card, they get out their mobile phones and bump into everyone else in the street whilst they are watching an episode of Game of Thrones, or playing some sort of fucking android game Fuck em. Bunch of cunts. They are not students anymore, so why behave like one ? If I were in charge of this country I would ban rucksacks and enforce a minimum of a 50 year jail sentence for anyone carrying one full of unnecessary shit to work. What is wrong with a brief case and a copy of the Times ? CUNTS the lot of them Edit You rarely see women carrying rucksacks to work, unless they are bike riding lesbian types Women generally carry large handbags full of make up and more make up, some tissues and packet of sanitary towels. That is all they need Neil usually has a prostitutes head in his. I was going to say a dead prostitute but that would be fucking obvious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Neil usually has a prostitutes head in his. I was going to say a dead prostitute but that would be fucking obvious Perhaps he takes it to the lavatory at lunch time for a blow job ? He will have broken her jaw first and removed the teeth. Not that I have any personal experience in these matters of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Neil usually has a prostitutes head in his. I was going to say a dead prostitute but that would be fucking obvious Reported for: - derailing - implied murder/necrophilia - being fucking awful Great nom @Filthy Cunt keep up the good work, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Reported for: - derailing - implied murder/necrophilia - being fucking awful Great nom @Filthy Cunt keep up the good work, mate. Thank you. I take that as a compliment coming from a true academic It makes a pleasant change to conversing with uneducated cunts and those with poor reading skills. I only managed to achieve a Bachelor of Cunts degree, but it has kept me in good stead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Reported for: - derailing - implied murder/necrophilia - being fucking awful Great nom @Filthy Cunt keep up the good work, mate. You're boring. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 On 8/19/2018 at 11:59 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Bubs don't even try and verbally tussle with me. You'll lose. 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're boring. Fuck off I am defeated. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 4 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: You can be excused, you cunt, although how many fucking cameras do you need ? I used to get away with just a Kodak Brownie 127. Brilliant little camera I dont want to get smacked in the head by some fucking great Hasselblad. Use your mobile phone, your pictures are probably shit anyway. You can stick your hasselblad up your arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: You can stick your hasselblad up your arse Could be a bit painful but I'll give it a try and report back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Good work, Filthy! Inspiring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: Could be a bit painful but I'll give it a try and report back I do quite like the look of the Mamiya 645 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 21 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: I travel to the West End of London about 3 days a week Every morning the trains and tubes are packed out, and full of cunts with rucksacks taking up twice the space they deserve, and hit people in the face with them as they turn around or trip people up by placing them on the floor. Why the fuck do they need to carry a rucksack with all their worldly possessions in just to sit in a fucking office all day ? What is in these vital peices of travelwear that they actually need to carry ? They are not tradesmen carrying tools, they are usually male between 20 -30 years old and most of them look like they are in need of a wash and wearing an unironed shirt How much stuff do you need to take to work with you every day ? What is in these fucking bags that they so desperatly need to get through the day. They are going to work for fuck sake not a backpacking holiday to India. I generally carry a small bag the size of a laptop case, and in it are any papers, folders I need for a meeting, a phone charger, a tablet, a packet of Werthers Originals and maybe a Gingsters chicken and mushroom slice, a book and I am done (cue for abuse, I am ready for it) 😃 These cunts look as if they are loaded up with a spare pair of shoes/trainers, a change of clothing, a football perhaps or a large bottle of Domestos, a set of saucepans, laptop, several pairs of old underpants festering at the bottom of the bag, a cycling helmet. a padded Northface jacket and fuck knows what else, maybe a sleeping bag. Then.................. when they get of of the train or tube, they wack other people in the face with their stinking, trendy rucksacks. Cunts If that was not all, they are helping potential terrorists to blend in, possibly carrying a shit load of explosives, and then when they have struggled to get through the ticket barriers after holding everyone else up because there is not enough credit on their Oyster card, they get out their mobile phones and bump into everyone else in the street whilst they are watching an episode of Game of Thrones, or playing some sort of fucking android game Fuck em. Bunch of cunts. They are not students anymore, so why behave like one ? If I were in charge of this country I would ban rucksacks and enforce a minimum of a 50 year jail sentence for anyone carrying one full of unnecessary shit to work. What is wrong with a brief case and a copy of the Times ? CUNTS the lot of them Edit You rarely see women carrying rucksacks to work, unless they are bike riding lesbian types Women generally carry large handbags full of make up and more make up, some tissues and packet of sanitary towels. That is all they need It’s difficult to travel into London as a Muslim packing 40lbs of cemtex without a rucksack. Come on give them a break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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