Guest Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Driving along a 2 lane stretch of road that becomes one lane after traffic lights is a filter lane. Get it? Filter, not try to barge you off the fucking road because the cunts have to go to the chemist for their irritating cunt cream (canestan). Makes my blood boil, no cunt has any patience, rude cunts with no regard for your fucking safety. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 Anyway, I was on my way to the pharmacy to buy my wife some cream for her vaginal yeast infection, and some cunt started screaming at me when I barged him off of the road. Inconsiderate cunt My wife's cunt comes first every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: Anyway, I was on my way to the pharmacy to buy my wife some cream for her dried up gash, and some cunt started screaming at me when I barged him off of the road. Inconsiderate cunt My wife's cunt comes first every time Your premature ejaculation problem is of no concern to any of us. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Your premature ejaculation problem is of no concern to any of us. It would appear that you have never had sex before. It would be me who came first if it was premature. You need to find yourself a girlfriend Ah, I see it now. I am my wife's cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 39 minutes ago, Hugh Effoe said: Driving along a 2 lane stretch of road that becomes one lane after traffic lights is a filter lane. Get it? Filter, not try to barge you off the fucking road because the cunts have to go to the chemist for their irritating cunt cream (canestan). Makes my blood boil, no cunt has any patience, rude cunts with no regard for your fucking safety. Cunts. Hello spew, let me be the first to offer constructive critique on your first post. Construct yourself a mauseleum and go and die in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 50 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: Anyway, I was on my way to the pharmacy to buy my wife some cream for her vaginal yeast infection, and some cunt started screaming at me when I barged him off of the road. Inconsiderate cunt My wife's cunt comes first every time word is that your Wife is the only Woman with two cunts. different slant on the same joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Filthy Cunt Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: word is that your Wife is the only Woman with two cunts. different slant on the same joke. That's right, although recently I have suspected that she might have 3 cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Hugh Effoe said: Driving along a 2 lane stretch of road that becomes one lane after traffic lights is a filter lane. Get it? Filter, not try to barge you off the fucking road because the cunts have to go to the chemist for their irritating cunt cream (canestan). Makes my blood boil, no cunt has any patience, rude cunts with no regard for your fucking safety. Cunts. As a first nomination this is spectacularly abysmal. When arriving at the particular junction concerned in your clapped out Hillman Imp, were you wearing men’s or women’s clothing? After furnishing us with this information please set fire to yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Filthy Cunt said: That's right, although recently I have suspected that she might have 3 cunts With such a sophisticated and charming gents gent like yourself as a spouse, keep investigating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Hugh Effoe said: Driving along a 2 lane stretch of road that becomes one lane after traffic lights is a filter lane. Get it? Filter, not try to barge you off the fucking road because the cunts have to go to the chemist for their irritating cunt cream (canestan). Makes my blood boil, no cunt has any patience, rude cunts with no regard for your fucking safety. Cunts. An excellent subject matter sadly ruined by an absolutely fucking awful execution. A top tip for any future posts that you make would be to inject a little bit of humour into them. Failing that, casual racism usually goes down quite well here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 18 hours ago, Filthy Cunt said: That's right, although recently I have suspected that she might have 3 cunts They tried to do a woodbine filter at one point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 On 8/21/2018 at 4:04 PM, Hugh Effoe said: Driving along a 2 lane stretch of road that becomes one lane after traffic lights is a filter lane. Get it? Filter, not try to barge you off the fucking road because the cunts have to go to the chemist for their irritating cunt cream (canestan). Makes my blood boil, no cunt has any patience, rude cunts with no regard for your fucking safety. Cunts. Cunts who drive like that are all immigrant cunts who learnt to drive by doing 30 yards forward. Pass. Fucking horrible people. Mostly brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 44 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Cunts who drive like that are all immigrant cunts who learnt to drive by doing 30 yards forward. Pass. Fucking horrible people. Mostly brown. Fucking orientals get on my tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking orientals get on my tits. I draw the line at browns. My Mrs is a slant. She’s a fucking good driver as well. I once saw her ride a moped thru 100,000 other vehicles all trying to negotiate a roundabout in Saigon. I rode pillion and shit myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 On 8/21/2018 at 4:22 PM, Filthy Cunt said: It would appear that you have never had sex before. It would be me who came first if it was premature. You need to find yourself a girlfriend Ah, I see it now. I am my wife's cunt My wife answered the phone to a pervy heavy breather. "I bet you've got a really tight cunt with no hair....." he gasped. She said "Yes, I'll put him on," and gave me the phone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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