camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I suggest you get your fucking plus-size MuMu pronto. MuMu? I dunno what the fuck Kenyan rebels have got to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Bellestars have let themselves go. Still I guess It's the sign of the times. 😁 And there was I, thinking it was The Nolan's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: And there was I, thinking it was The Nolan's. They ate the Nolans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They ate the Nolans. I fuckin' 'ate 'em too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 9:32 AM, 'eavensabove said: Wasn't that a fucking joke. They looked like they were auditioning for Gareth Malone. Fucking hell, that herd looks like they're holding the word PIE in A flat! The abattoir security cunts need sorting for letting them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, that herd looks like they're holding the word PIE in A flat! The abattoir security cunts need sorting for letting them out. I reckon with those ankles at its base, the Twin Trade Towers would never have come down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: I reckon with those ankles at its base, the Twin Trade Towers would never have come down The Jihadi cunts just would have kept flying planes into them until they fell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The Jihadi cunts just would have kept flying planes into them until they fell. True indeed Wizzle. but with the fat in those ankles taking so long to melt, loss of structural integrity would have been easier to predict. If you light a candle, the cunt doesn't just go woof and fall over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: True indeed Wizzle. but with the fat in those ankles taking so long to melt, loss of structural integrity would have been easier to predict. If you light a candle, the cunt doesn't just go woof and fall over. My dog did when it was pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: True indeed Wizzle. but with the fat in those ankles taking so long to melt, loss of structural integrity would have been easier to predict. If you light a candle, the cunt doesn't just go woof and fall over. I think at most, it would have lessened the loss of life. Given more time to evacuate the towers, but who really would have been saved? An assortment of the greediest, worst fucking cunts on the planet. I think the high heat incineration was merciful. The poor cunts who jumped from the higher floors got my respect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 59 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, that herd looks like they're holding the word PIE in A flat! The abattoir security cunts need sorting for letting them out. The still, shows them following their synchronised pirouette manoeuvre. The audience 'was' behind them, Wiz, as so too were the judges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The still, shows them following their synchronised pirouette manoeuvre. The audience 'was' behind them, Wiz, as so too were the judges. Did the cunts fit through the dressing room doors, or did they have to be greased up and air dropped in? The poor fucking crowd back the back view! I've shown this to my missus with explicit terms that she is to NEVER request anything like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 2:34 PM, 'eavensabove said: If it wasn't for my prison sentence I'd fuck-off too. Only another 23 years and you can dream of parole as no longer being a threat to society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 12:26 PM, Decimus said: Comrade Corbyn has taken time out from his busy schedule appearing as a Nazi Albert Steptoe impersonator to put forth his vision for a future Britain under his benevolent dictatorship. Despite the myriad of problems facing our country, this fucking Catweazle cunt seems to be fixating on creating jobs in the green energy sector that nobody has asked for or cares about. Apparently, Labour will create 400,000 new jobs to form his vision of a UK that resembles the armpit of Swampy, although he hasn't stated where he will find 400,000 eco warriors with the experience or credentials to do these jobs. Unless there are a few hundred thousand hippys just waiting around for the promised Politburo to come, perhaps he is thinking of shipping a load of immigrants over to try and irrevocably change the demographic of the UK and create a legion of voters loyal to the Labour party. It's not like they've pulled that shit before, is it? I assume that a large number of these eco-friendly jobs will include tree surgeons adept at nurturing and growing money trees, because even at a low estimate of £20,000, the annual wage bill for this new legion of conscientious soap dodgers would be astronomical. Oh, and apparently he will nationalise everything and we'll all be happy again, or some such shit. What an utter, utter cunt. Decimus, you are normally a fully fledged cunt. However, I think you have demonstrated an ability to be a fucking monumental cunt with this out burst against the savior of England. He is a friend to all, a friend to students, and friend to Jew haters, a friend to tree huggers, communists, bacon lettuce and tomatoe brigade, and all Glastonbury cunts. The fact he has just alienated all Jewish people, the gainfully employed tax payer, and all the 52% who voted Brexit, means he has fucking no chance of winning shit, and yet he will. Because the opposition are fucking useless. He is a political genius. I fucking hate him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My dog did when it was pissed. I'd never thought of ratdislikes as a currency before Authoritah. Is Lady P dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Is Lady P dead? "She" was never alive, just manipulated by strings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 13 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Did the cunts fit through the dressing room doors, or did they have to be greased up and air dropped in? The poor fucking crowd back the back view! I've shown this to my missus with explicit terms that she is to NEVER request anything like this. You're way off the mark... They built The Arena ' around' the Tuskers. The removable roof went on last, and after the gig each Tusker was harnessed and lifted away by a Chinook. The stage, having dropped below ground level, was then totally demolished and replaced with an Olympic-sized diving pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 On 9/28/2018 at 6:33 AM, 'eavensabove said: You're way off the mark... They built The Arena ' around' the Tuskers. The removable roof went on last, and after the gig each Tusker was harnessed and lifted away by a Chinook. The stage, having dropped below ground level, was then totally demolished and replaced with an Olympic-sized diving pool. I'm rather shocked Judge hasn't turned up to give a bollocking for picking on the easy target. He might be right about that some of the time, but this lot are simply disgusting. They could use the sunken stage as a foundation to build another pyramid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm rather shocked Judge hasn't turned up to give a bollocking for picking on the easy target. He might be right about that some of the time, but this lot are simply disgusting. They could use the sunken stage as a foundation to build another pyramid! I can't see Judge bothering to come to the rescue of this pork parade. It's not as though he would be allowed to fuck any of them, he's Jewish and they're all pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't see Judge bothering to come to the rescue of this pork parade. It's not as though he would be allowed to fuck any of them, he's Jewish and they're all pigs. Doesn't have to be an issue, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm rather shocked Judge hasn't turned up to give a bollocking for picking on the easy target. He might be right about that some of the time, but this lot are simply disgusting. They could use the sunken stage as a foundation to build another pyramid! Nahhh, how can HE possibly pass any judgement, Wizzle. After all, He's the one pictured 3rd Left, hand upon hip in his best little Dorothy Perkins number purchased from The Heart Foundation, Brixton Hill. Why, he went without a Croissant to buy it, especially for the gig. Edited September 29, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 2:26 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Jerusalem I can hear in the back ground? Bangra Bollywood music more likely these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 On 9/26/2018 at 4:41 PM, Stubby Pecker said: Laffin at the Renewable Heat Incentive scandal that cost you bog rats a shot at the big time? How much did you make out of it panzybaby? Cost us fuk all..y'all picked up the tab for arleens pet project..£400 million i believe was the last figure getting thrown around..all that kinda went quiet when she started propping up tessys gang Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Bangra Bollywood music more likely these days. Mongolian .. whe exactly did you lose your mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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