colonelkurtz Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 "Keira Knightley has revealed she had a mental breakdown at 22 and was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) as she struggled with her sudden rise to fame." For fucks fucking sake .. I give up, I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 A neat mash-up with the 'Forced To Share' nom I've started. Indeed, it makes you wonder how sub-Saharan subsistence farmers manage to cope, when one of the most beautiful, richest and well-connected women in the world can go doolally-spazz at the age of 22. One can only thank God that she has a retinue of PR people and flunkeys who hang on her every word, that she can share, and therefore come to terms with, this huge tragedy. If only everyone was so blessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Fuck her, you'd think waking up every morning and realising you're still married to some cunt out of the Klaxons would be enough to give anyone a mental breakdown, her 'sudden rise to fame' seems inconsequential in comparison! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 She should look into becoming a porn performer. Or becoming Keira the Potassium Cyanide drinking circus freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 4 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: "Keira Knightley has revealed she had a mental breakdown at 22 and was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) as she struggled with her sudden rise to fame." For fucks fucking sake .. I give up, I really do. Nothing what a case of decent cabernet and a fuck won't sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nothing what a case of decent cabernet and a fuck won't sort. Put your sweaty cock away and have another pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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