Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 (edited) In the cold death of Winter, chapped lips are a cunt, whichever way you look at 'em. I get away by using WD40 myself, but a dab of shit should prevent you from licking your chapped lips, and for some cunts on here, Vagisan can be applied. However, they all leave a nasty taste in the mouth, and so chapped lips are cunt for the living. Edited December 9, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 Canesten helps with lubrication and gets rid of the disagreeable odour of well established Thrush in one fell swoop. Failing that; there are plenty of other hookers to settle down for the night with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rev said: Canesten helps with lubrication and gets rid of the disagreeable odour of well established Thrush in one fell swoop. Failing that; there are plenty of other hookers to settle down for the night with. Personally I like to see Thrush as a more of a challenge than a deterrent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 8 hours ago, Roadkill said: Personally I like to see Thrush as a more of a challenge than a deterrent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 11 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: In the cold death of Winter, chapped lips are a cunt, whichever way you look at 'em. I get away by using WD40 myself, but a dab of shit should prevent you from licking your chapped lips, and for some cunts on here, Vagisan can be applied. However, they all leave a nasty taste in the mouth, and so chapped lips are cunt for the living. Changing your knickers every day helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 11 hours ago, Rev said: Canesten helps with lubrication and gets rid of the disagreeable odour of well established Thrush in one fell swoop. Failing that; there are plenty of other hookers to settle down for the night with. Thrush, are not my immediate problem Rev. I told you before it's the Starlings and Sparrows that swoop down upon me, and for no fucking reason at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 2 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Changing your knickers every day helps. Why would I have reason to do that? You're no help at all, are you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Why would I have reason to do that? You're no help at all, are you. Dignitas could destroy is entire lot of life ending pharmaceuticals by employing old pen to talk to the depressed dying cunts. Still of no real help, because he is immune to his own shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 Who's going to be the first to say 'Punkers has always got a chap on his lips'...............oh,it's me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 17 hours ago, Rev said: Canesten helps with lubrication and gets rid of the disagreeable odour of well established Thrush in one fell swoop. Failing that; there are plenty of other hookers to settle down for the night with. DECEMBER 2005 £/€ 1.45 DECEMBER 2018 £/€ 1.11 23.45% DEVALUATION RINSE YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH THAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That's surely a NOSEPICK in my books and if this is some sort of test reel it proves he couldn't work after the Man from Uncle (he wasn't even the "Man") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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