Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 A Scottish chip shop is offering customers an entire deep-fried Christmas dinner. Dunkeld Fish Bar in Perthshire claims its turkey goujons, battered Brussels sprouts and carrots and parsnip fritters are already proving popular. They are served with a giant pig-in-a-blanket - a battered foot-long sausage - and a deep-fried mince pie on the side. The speciality supper costs about £10. Sale proceeds are going to the Dunkeld community, with a visit from Santa (CRB checked) and his reindeer planned for local children. Perfect for Ape with some beans on the side... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 I've just cum. The sprouts can fuck off, though, the green cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: A Scottish chip shop is offering customers an entire deep-fried Christmas dinner. Dunkeld Fish Bar in Perthshire claims its turkey goujons, battered Brussels sprouts and carrots and parsnip fritters are already proving popular. They are served with a giant pig-in-a-blanket - a battered foot-long sausage - and a deep-fried mince pie on the side. The speciality supper costs about £10. Sale proceeds are going to the Dunkeld community, with a visit from Santa (CRB checked) and his reindeer planned for local children. Perfect for Ape with some beans on the side... lol. 1. They deserve nothing more. 2. In Your dreams. Edited December 10, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: A Scottish chip shop is offering customers an entire deep-fried Christmas dinner. Dunkeld Fish Bar in Perthshire claims its turkey goujons, battered Brussels sprouts and carrots and parsnip fritters are already proving popular. They are served with a giant pig-in-a-blanket - a battered foot-long sausage - and a deep-fried mince pie on the side. The speciality supper costs about £10. Sale proceeds are going to the Dunkeld community, with a visit from Santa (CRB checked) and his reindeer planned for local children. Perfect for Ape with some beans on the side... lol. Punky, would a man of your clear and obvious christian devotion deprive cunts like Frank and Pen such a feast fit for the king of kings? Please say yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: A Scottish chip shop is offering customers an entire deep-fried Christmas dinner. Dunkeld Fish Bar in Perthshire claims its turkey goujons, battered Brussels sprouts and carrots and parsnip fritters are already proving popular. They are served with a giant pig-in-a-blanket - a battered foot-long sausage - and a deep-fried mince pie on the side. The speciality supper costs about £10. Sale proceeds are going to the Dunkeld community, with a visit from Santa (CRB checked) and his reindeer planned for local children. Perfect for Ape with some beans on the side... lol. Did you use the phrase “battered foot long sausage” simply to draw the obvious homosexual references. You really are very lonely aren’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Did you use the phrase “battered foot long sausage” simply to draw the obvious homosexual references. You really are very lonely aren’t you? That one gets a like, Judge! Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 I thought the battered mince-by was a bigger homo reference apart from the fact it's in Scotland, as every southerner knows its full of puffs. Och Aye. Giz a suck on 'Oor Wullie' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 11, 2018 Report Share Posted December 11, 2018 This coming from the very embodiment of the phrase "don't knock it 'til you've tried it." I take it you won't be serving this for your post-pedication meal at Club le Coq this festive season? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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