Snowy Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gobbles Magoo said: The Pied Piper of Hamlyn was the founder of PETA (Paedofiles for the Enlightenment of Trapped Animals). Since you mentioned strumming out "Sweet Child of Mine" on a homeless man's broken guitar at New Street, I imagined you were simply letting us know you were a PETA cunt. Thanks for the information I can finally sleep at night now on a side note fuck off pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gobbles Magoo Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Snowy said: Thanks for the information I can finally sleep at night now on a side note fuck off pen. On a side note? That suggests there was some content to begin with in your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gobbles Magoo Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 57 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Listen up, Cunt. I'm certainly no mate to a cock-sucking fartslice of a bitch, and no woman has ever left me unless it is to stuff cunts like you with a fist. I don't like your tone, you pathetic excuse of a man, and the one and only Spazbo on here cunt, is you Cunt. Got it. You'd best show some fucking respect or fuck off, Cunt. Dis' my family again, Cunt, and your days on here will end quicker than you could push your spasticated twin around Poundland. Fell off the Stannah did we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 I nominate Nick Vujicic - the armless, legless stump with a sickeningly bright outlook on life despite having to live it at arse height to everyone else. Twat is a motivational speaker giving false hope to the deformed masses - always a fucking smile on his face and a spring in his bounce despite the fact he blatantly can't even wipe his own arse or enjoy a solitary wank at the end of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 @Gobbles Magoo, anyone with half a brain can churn out regurgitated forum insults. They're not original, nor are they clever. I'll cut you some slack 'cos, as far as we know you're new here, but we do not imply, infer or directly accuse punters of noncing. Period. Its also a direct contravention of Rule 12 to go for the LCD insult of making sexual references to members' family and relatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Gobbles Magoo said: I challenge you: name ONE spazzer who is NOT a cunt. I'd describe this as a trick fucking question although, technically, it's not actually a question. We'll have no tautologies here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gobbles Magoo Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: @Gobbles Magoo, anyone with half a brain can churn out regurgitated forum insults. They're not original, nor are they clever. I'll cut you some slack 'cos, as far as we know you're new here, but we do not imply, infer or directly accuse punters of noncing. Period. Its also a direct contravention of Rule 12 to go for the LCD insult of making sexual references to members' family and relatives. I appreciate the slack, always preferable in my opinion to the tight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gobbles Magoo Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I nominate Nick Vujicic - the armless, legless stump with a sickeningly bright outlook on life despite having to live it at arse height to everyone else. Twat is a motivational speaker giving false hope to the deformed masses - always a fucking smile on his face and a spring in his bounce despite the fact he blatantly can't even wipe his own arse or enjoy a solitary wank at the end of the day. Not bad but I feel he's been photoshopped and not for the better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, Gobbles Magoo said: Not bad but I feel he's been photoshopped and not for the better Oh no, the pic is genuine - and that's where we get to the absolute worst characteristic of the cunt: He somehow learned to fucking swim. A spacker that you can't even fucking drown! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Oh no, the pic is genuine - and that's where we get to the absolute worst characteristic of the cunt: He somehow learned to fucking swim. A spacker that you can't even fucking drown! Baked beans on Tuesday, swimming on Wednesday, I can't see how he achieves propulsion otherwise. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Gobbles Magoo said: And to that other cunt who dares to call me a plagiarist, well get this mate, I am not copying you by fucking your cunt of a wife, that's the reason she left you, for shagging her like a spaz with three ducks feet and too much spittle lubrication. rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Baked beans on Tuesday, swimming on Wednesday, I can't see how he achieves propulsion otherwise. Looks like a seal without his little flappy fins helping him,like some kind of sperm swimming to the promised land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 30 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Oh no, the pic is genuine - and that's where we get to the absolute worst characteristic of the cunt: He somehow learned to fucking swim. A spacker that you can't even fucking drown! Put a few scuba weights belts on the bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Put a few scuba weights belts on the bastard. Fuck that, I'd just roll him down a steep hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fuck that, I'd just roll him down a steep hill. Preferably made of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I nominate Nick Vujicic - the armless, legless stump with a sickeningly bright outlook on life despite having to live it at arse height to everyone else. Twat is a motivational speaker giving false hope to the deformed masses - always a fucking smile on his face and a spring in his bounce despite the fact he blatantly can't even wipe his own arse or enjoy a solitary wank at the end of the day. What's with the Goldfish leaping up the cunts shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Preferably made of this You have a wonderful eye for suitable landscapes and terrain, Wiz. If you ever consider taking up drawing give me a PM - I could use a background artist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I think that the Mr.Tickle armed zombie cunt is well and truly finished this time. No videos in months, and the last couple he produced were fucking diabolical. Dom Joly did the whole screaming random words in the face of bewildered French tourists act 20 years ago, and it wasn't funny then either. You wont see head nor tail of Fwanky till panto season is over, if at all. I as much finished the cunt off in one swoop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What's with the Goldfish leaping up the cunts shorts? Have you been put on notice 'eavens? Your posts keep showing up in the middle of threads. As for the picture, fuck knows - with this cunt's body it could be a pathetically malformed excuse for a leg or the end of his fucking colon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 Just now, Roadkill said: Have you been put on notice 'eavens? Your posts keep showing up in the middle of threads. As for the picture, fuck knows - with this cunt's body it could be a pathetically malformed excuse for a leg or the end of his fucking colon. Blimey, you're quick... LOL ALL my posts have to be 'approved' by The Mistress before they get shown... Expect this one after Easter, RK. A swift-response is a thing from my past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I nominate Nick Vujicic - the armless, legless stump with a sickeningly bright outlook on life despite having to live it at arse height to everyone else. Twat is a motivational speaker giving false hope to the deformed masses - always a fucking smile on his face and a spring in his bounce despite the fact he blatantly can't even wipe his own arse or enjoy a solitary wank at the end of the day. Am I the only cunt who's noticed that he's the spitting image of Harry Kane? I imagine football doesn't come quite as naturally to him though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Am I the only cunt who's noticed that he's the spitting image of Harry Kane? I imagine football doesn't come quite as naturally to him though. I don't know, Eric. I think he'd make a fucking brilliant ball personally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I don't know, Eric. I think he'd make a fucking brilliant ball personally. Water Polio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I don't know, Eric. I think he'd make a fucking brilliant ball personally. I was thinking, if we got another 31 of them, we could play patio chess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: A spacker that you can't even fucking drown! I'm sure Albert Ross' parents tried many times to no avail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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