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[Jiggerycock]

5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’ve not been around as long as some, but I know that by now my IP address will have been mined, and if I really was in a grotty Wallsend bedsit with my dick in my hand, I’d be had on toast by one of the big beasts and rightly so. 

It’s a gorgeous 31 here today and they are playing The Clash at the bar. Marvellous. 

'London Calling' or 'Safe European Home'?

[Stubby Pecker]

2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

'London Calling' or 'Safe European Home'?

Blackfishing my hairy fucking winnit encrusted arsehole...

 

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20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Holy fucking Jesus. 

I’m as torn as Punkape’s frenulum in weighing my response. 

On the one hand you’re a complete fucking dickhead who writes in eye-watering cliche so ignorant I can only imagine you lick the phone while talking into it. 

On the other hand, you are a total Cunt.

i recommend urgent self-immolation.

Fuck off at once.

That's strange your original post said i could work for a tabloid newspaper and i should commit suicide.

[Guest Erroreptile404]

17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

These charming little exchanges of brotherly love between you and SC, really give me hope for a peaceful future.

I imagine SC is currently lining up his massive boot to give me "just a little kick up the bum".

[Eric Cuntman]

4 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

I imagine SC is currently lining up his massive boot to give me "just a little kick up the bum".

Pleased I am, to see you learn the value of subtlety. Good it is.

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On 12/21/2018 at 8:03 AM, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

Fucking hell.  That looks fantastic.  I will order 20

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On 12/20/2018 at 11:50 PM, Mrs Roops said:

Fucking hell. You don't have 25% more buying power, you have less. I take your point about purchasing more units, but that only works if the pension invests solely in a Footsie tracker fund which, if performing above expectations, will cost the same if not more in any case. BIM that if the units are now cheaper then the total value of your investment will have significantly reduced.  If however the pension fund is looking for a balanced growth then it will also have to invest abroad especially in emerging markets in which case your purchasing power is less.

The "average Joe" is not aware of this 'cos large corporations plan ahead for all eventualities by way of trading on the options market and so protect themselves by hedging.

MC, as a right of centre libertarian I welcome your POV and may you continue to exercise your right of opinion to the Brexit debate at The Corner, but sometimes I do wish you STFU as you do more harm than good for the pro-leaver camp. You are the Brexit team's own-goal specialist.

Ok should I simply stick to “Immigrant out banners”

by the way it’s simple maths that even a cretin like you could muster.   If said person has £50,000 in cash to invest, but waits as the markets are sliding,  he then invests a little later when he feels the markets have readjusted and are bottoming out, he has more buying power for say pension units with his £50,000.  I grant you do get this above.

Another option is to keep the cash and wait for the post Brexit drop in markets for say cars and walk into the car show room in say mid 2019 and certainly pay up to £5k less for a decent motor.  The market on M4 RS5 s is very toppy at the moment.  But give it 4 months they will be giving them away.  Simple demand and supply.  More buying power in a Bear market.  That’s my point.

 

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On 12/20/2018 at 11:57 PM, Mrs Roops said:

TBH, I also wanted to pull the chump apart on his take of the construction scene, but I ran the risk of being seen to enjoy myself too much.

As for the "poop posting" that was expeditiously dealt with in a process lasting no longer than ten seconds.

Read estates gazette Nov edition ..... fucking idiot.   Best quarter new starts in London on property builds in 17 years article.   Simple look at the skyline in any major city.  How many tower drained do you see.   Unsinkable truth that investors are still putting money into England.   

Open your eyes.

[Penny Farthing]

Come on @Panzerknacker are you going to buy a new chair off me? I'm selling them as Brexseats.

[Mrs Roops]

3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Ok should I simply stick to “Immigrant out banners”

by the way it’s simple maths that even a cretin like you could muster.   If said person has £50,000 in cash to invest, but waits as the markets are sliding,  he then invests a little later when he feels the markets have readjusted and are bottoming out, he has more buying power for say pension units with his £50,000.  I grant you do get this above.

Another option is to keep the cash and wait for the post Brexit drop in markets for say cars and walk into the car show room in say mid 2019 and certainly pay up to £5k less for a decent motor.  The market on M4 RS5 s is very toppy at the moment.  But give it 4 months they will be giving them away.  Simple demand and supply.  More buying power in a Bear market.  That’s my point.

 

Yes, but you initially used the pension market to illustrate your point. Unfortunately the pension market does not work the way you alluded to. A "global slide of 25%" will result in a drop in the total value of the capital, a salient point that you have conveniently ignored.

[Mrs Roops]

3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Read estates gazette Nov edition ..... fucking idiot.   Best quarter new starts in London on property builds in 17 years article.   Simple look at the skyline in any major city.  How many tower drained do you see.   Unsinkable truth that investors are still putting money into England.   

Open your eyes.

Perhaps you should read more than the headlines. You don't say what quarter was the best for 17 years. Now its true there was a massive increase of new starts but this was artificially stimulated by the now discredited taxpayer-funded "help to buy" scheme. As you know, house-builder CEO's trousered obscene amounts of bonuses simply for turning up for work. Persimmon CEO Jeff Fairburn resigned his post over the furore of his £75 million bonus. There are red flags in the construction industry that suggests things are not as rosy as they first appear. In London, half the luxury apartment newbuilds (a reliable barometer for future business investment indicators) of the proceeding 18 months remain unsold. The reasons for this are unclear; Brexit uncertainty is a factor but also the Chinese buyer market has collapsed, due in part to Beijing clamping down on Renminbi leaving China for anything other than commercially strategic investments. Apparently shopping for a nuclear power station abroad is OK, buying a condominium is not so OK. Factor in the fact that the retail, office space and manufacturing unit rents are going southwards, whilst warehousing is on the up (temporarily IMHO) and we have a further understanding why The Corner's Retard in Residence is in no position to call other punters a "fucking idiot".

[Stubby Pecker]

10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Fucking hell.  That looks fantastic.  I will order 20

Save one for me so I can repeatedly smash it over pens stupid fucking skull before I open it and use the lid to slit franks throat

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4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Save one for me so I can repeatedly smash it over pens stupid fucking skull before I open it and use the lid to slit franks throat

Why not just half cook it and kill them slowly with Botulism?   More fun.

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11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Perhaps you should read more than the headlines. You don't say what quarter was the best for 17 years. Now its true there was a massive increase of new starts but this was artificially stimulated by the now discredited taxpayer-funded "help to buy" scheme. As you know, house-builder CEO's trousered obscene amounts of bonuses simply for turning up for work. Persimmon CEO Jeff Fairburn resigned his post over the furore of his £75 million bonus. There are red flags in the construction industry that suggests things are not as rosy as they first appear. In London, half the luxury apartment newbuilds (a reliable barometer for future business investment indicators) of the proceeding 18 months remain unsold. The reasons for this are unclear; Brexit uncertainty is a factor but also the Chinese buyer market has collapsed, due in part to Beijing clamping down on Renminbi leaving China for anything other than commercially strategic investments. Apparently shopping for a nuclear power station abroad is OK, buying a condominium is not so OK. Factor in the fact that the retail, office space and manufacturing unit rents are going southwards, whilst warehousing is on the up (temporarily IMHO) and we have a further understanding why The Corner's Retard in Residence is in no position to call other punters a "fucking idiot".

Errr fuck off Roop, you are way off your Manor on this topic.

firstly as you very well know Iam talking commercial sector not residential and as for your quote of the market going south trend, you are very very incorrect. Based on what evidence. Fuck off.

so.

 

Fucking idiot. Shut up and keep out of shit you can’t google correctly.

 

 

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11 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Yes, but you initially used the pension market to illustrate your point. Unfortunately the pension market does not work the way you alluded to. A "global slide of 25%" will result in a drop in the total value of the capital, a salient point that you have conveniently ignored.

Oohhh keep sucking my dick and look up at me with those doey eyes.   The free market economy does work like this.

if I have  a lot of cash that gets me a blow job today, if the market slides it may get me two blow jobs tomorrow.   Better buying power in a bear market.

now finish off

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said:

Errr fuck off Roop, you are way off your Manor on this topic.

firstly as you very well know Iam talking commercial sector not residential and as for your quote of the market going south trend, you are very very incorrect. Based on what evidence. Fuck off.

so.

 

Fucking idiot. Shut up and keep out of shit you can’t google correctly.

Partly based on RICS latest economic survey. You've told so many porkies lately, you may have forgotten that you are allegedly a chartered surveyor.

[Mrs Roops]

58 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Oohhh keep sucking my dick and look up at me with those doey eyes.   The free market economy does work like this.

if I have  a lot of cash that gets me a blow job today, if the market slides it may get me two blow jobs tomorrow.   Better buying power in a bear market.

now finish off

I understand why you resort to the visceral in order to deflect. As for your analogy, the only blowing I see is a blowhard who clearly is out of his depth. Comparing the pensions market to whatever you have to pay for is erroneous. One is highly regulated , the other is whatever 'phone number you can find in the gents public lavs. 

[Stubby Pecker]

9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Oohhh keep sucking my dick and look up at me with those doey eyes.   The free market economy does work like this.

if I have  a lot of cash that gets me a blow job today, if the market slides it may get me two blow jobs tomorrow.   Better buying power in a bear market.

now finish off

 

8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I understand why you resort to the visceral in order to deflect. As for your analogy, the only blowing I see is a blowhard who clearly is out of his depth. Comparing the pensions market to whatever you have to pay for is erroneous. One is highly regulated , the other is whatever 'phone number you can find in the gents public lavs. 

Fascinating