Jiggerycock Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 Buble, naturally, where the cunt actually deigns to give us the gift of his voice about 5 seconds after 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas' actually starts, but even Sinatra wasn't immune from fucking up a song in this manner. Course, you can't ignore this shit at this time of year 'cos it's like Matt Dawson - fucking everywhere. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 8 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Buble, naturally, where the cunt actually deigns to give us the gift of his voice about 5 seconds after 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas' actually starts, but even Sinatra wasn't immune from fucking up a song in this manner. Course, you can't ignore this shit at this time of year 'cos it's like Matt Dawson - fucking everywhere. Good fucking darts jiggles, this jugg eared cunt makes my shit hang sideways at the best of times thanks to mrs peckers insistence on playing his poor Dean Martin imitation at every cunting opportunity. Buts it's this very trait, employed by many singers, to try and sound slightly different to the dozen other previous versions to the same wank song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 13 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Buble, naturally, where the cunt actually deigns to give us the gift of his voice about 5 seconds after 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas' actually starts, but even Sinatra wasn't immune from fucking up a song in this manner. Course, you can't ignore this shit at this time of year 'cos it's like Matt Dawson - fucking everywhere. I enjoy a good sing song at Xmas, but if anyone messes with the timing and vocal on Jethro Tulls Solstice Bells, then they deserve to be cunted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 27 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: I enjoy a good sing song at Xmas, but if anyone messes with the timing and vocal on Jethro Tulls Solstice Bells, then they deserve to be cunted. Thick as a Brick aren't they? See what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thick as a Brick aren't they? See what I did there? That's your problem Gyps,you're still living in the past I'll get me aqualung 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: That's your problem Gyps,you're still living in the past I'll get me aqualung I was looking to work that one in as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 On 12/22/2018 at 11:26 AM, Jiggerycock said: Buble, naturally, where the cunt actually deigns to give us the gift of his voice about 5 seconds after 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas' actually starts, but even Sinatra wasn't immune from fucking up a song in this manner. Course, you can't ignore this shit at this time of year 'cos it's like Matt Dawson - fucking everywhere. Are you Phil Spector? I thought that decomposing old cunt was in the nick wiggling his arse at L’ Veon in the exercise yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 I usually dont mind a bit of 'swing' but this practice of lazy singing boils my piss.Some of these cunts would sing a telephone directory if they could get paid for it.Karen Carpenter would be spinning in her 6" wide grave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Corporal Jones timing cunt indeed. Still, he`s not a patch on part time fairy and family let down Ronan Keating. His bizarre attempt at individuality on the classic Billy Ocean track to this day is still quite baffling... " I`ve got ssshummthing to tell you, i`ve got ssshummthing to shay" The signs were there from day one though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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