Guest ShinyCarnt Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 G'day cunts, noob cunt here. I started a new business from scratch 2 months ago. Done a majority of my work so far, for one person (company), who agreed to 28 day terms on invoices, paid weekly. Received my first payment 7 weeks after invoicing, and still waiting for the rest. Being self employed is great, except for the part where cunts expect you to produce money from trees to support their businesses indefinitely ...... They're closed this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Stop whingeing and join the real world. You'll probably cry when your customer goes tits up in January. Get a nice safe job with lots of training courses and a fat pension which more suits your temparement . Try being a librarian. Uncommercial cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 22 minutes ago, Queefer said: Stop whingeing and join the real world. You'll probably cry when your customer goes tits up in January. Get a nice safe job with lots of training courses and a fat pension which more suits your temparement . Try being a librarian. Uncommercial cunt. True but very harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 1 hour ago, ShinyCarnt said: G'day cunts, noob cunt here. I started a new business from scratch 2 months ago. Done a majority of my work so far, for one person (company), who agreed to 28 day terms on invoices, paid weekly. Received my first payment 7 weeks after invoicing, and still waiting for the rest. Being self employed is great, except for the part where cunts expect you to produce money from trees to support their businesses indefinitely ...... They're closed this week. Most large companies treat their suppliers with ill-disguised contempt, shiny. Agreements on payment terms and dates are merely broad suggestions to them, they may pay you should they deign to do so, or they may not. If they do, it will be at a time and in a form which suits them, not you. You'd also be well advised against putting all your contractual eggs into a single basket, and if you have no alternative then under no circumstances allow said basket to be aware of the fact; it's cheaper for them to bleed you dry and let you go under, which is unfortunately a common business practice. Welcome to the corner. Here you will find solace, companionship and sound advice on all topics. Granted, most of this guidance will consist of ever more painful methods of suicide, but beggars can't be choosers and unless I miss my guess, based on your career direction you'll soon be reduced to state benefits. I shall leave it for others to advocate self destruction, but rest assured that they will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 2 hours ago, ShinyCarnt said: G'day cunts, noob cunt here. I started a new business from scratch 2 months ago. Done a majority of my work so far, for one person (company), who agreed to 28 day terms on invoices, paid weekly. Received my first payment 7 weeks after invoicing, and still waiting for the rest. Being self employed is great, except for the part where cunts expect you to produce money from trees to support their businesses indefinitely ...... They're closed this week. I have six outstanding pre Christmas invoices, same thing all away until New Year. It is something you must get used to I am afraid, the bigger the customer, the longer they take to pay. Not the worst first intro nom I have seen by far. Word of advice, watch out for that gormless seabird git from Southend, he has a vacuum in his skull and has somehow worked out how to use the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Do butt plugs sell well after Christmas too?. You should be able to make enough dough to last you till spring by supplying certain punters on here. Welcome and get fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Clusterfuck Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 Terms and conditions are a load of wank sock. I have customers on 28 day term's and I am expected to be grateful for payment on 90 days. Load of fuck knuckles! I do however think you have been slightly niave going in to business not knowing this but at the same time wish you the best of luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 4 hours ago, ShinyCarnt said: Done a majority of my work so far, for one person (company)... I do hope the work involved the installation of life-support machines for the client's children. Pop round and unplug the cunts and see if payment is forthcoming before they turn blue. Failing that, @Monumental cunt will rent you out a few of his noirs to perform a traditional leg bone rearrangement. The Krays wouldn't have stood for this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I do hope the work involved the installation of life-support machines for the client's children. Pop round and unplug the cunts and see if payment is forthcoming before they turn blue. Failing that, @Monumental cunt will rent you out a few of his noirs to perform a traditional leg bone rearrangement. The Krays wouldn't have stood for this shit. Fucks sake Baws, a little warning, I was sipping my coffee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I do hope the work involved the installation of life-support machines for the client's children. Pop round and unplug the cunts and see if payment is forthcoming before they turn blue. Failing that, @Monumental cunt will rent you out a few of his noirs to perform a traditional leg bone rearrangement. The Krays wouldn't have stood for this shit. Noirs are available for a reasonable rate to assist in undesirable Neighbours moving along. What’s the trouble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ShinyCarnt Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 17 hours ago, scotty said: Most large companies treat their suppliers with ill-disguised contempt, shiny. Agreements on payment terms and dates are merely broad suggestions to them, they may pay you should they deign to do so, or they may not. If they do, it will be at a time and in a form which suits them, not you. You'd also be well advised against putting all your contractual eggs into a single basket, and if you have no alternative then under no circumstances allow said basket to be aware of the fact; it's cheaper for them to bleed you dry and let you go under, which is unfortunately a common business practice. Welcome to the corner. Here you will find solace, companionship and sound advice on all topics. Granted, most of this guidance will consist of ever more painful methods of suicide, but beggars can't be choosers and unless I miss my guess, based on your career direction you'll soon be reduced to state benefits. I shall leave it for others to advocate self destruction, but rest assured that they will. Cheers. That reply was far more eloquent than warranted. I have already addressed the egg basket issue, by knocking back work from the non-payer, to work for proven payers. I'm sure this action won't speed up the payments though. I'm a ginger who came from public housing a few decades ago. The hide is pretty thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ShinyCarnt Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 19 hours ago, Queefer said: Stop whingeing and join the real world. You'll probably cry when your customer goes tits up in January. Get a nice safe job with lots of training courses and a fat pension which more suits your temparement . Try being a librarian. Uncommercial cunt. I think you're a pretend cunt. Try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ShinyCarnt Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 17 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I have six outstanding pre Christmas invoices, same thing all away until New Year. It is something you must get used to I am afraid, the bigger the customer, the longer they take to pay. Not the worst first intro nom I have seen by far. Word of advice, watch out for that gormless seabird git from Southend, he has a vacuum in his skull and has somehow worked out how to use the internet. I'm not naive at all, it was just a rant to introduce one cunt to a bunch of others. The cunt who's holding out on me, will work for me within 12 months. It does suck that my timing for starting up and receiving first payments all landed at Shitmas time though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ShinyCarnt Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 17 hours ago, Neil said: Do butt plugs sell well after Christmas too?. You should be able to make enough dough to last you till spring by supplying certain punters on here. Welcome and get fucked It's worth a try I s'pose. Who should I see for size and colour preferences? Or is it safe to assume you all take hot pink extra large? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ShinyCarnt Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I do hope the work involved the installation of life-support machines for the client's children. Pop round and unplug the cunts and see if payment is forthcoming before they turn blue. That's a good cryptic analogy. I hope it doesn't come to that, as I won't be lacking inspiration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ShinyCarnt Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: Noirs are available for a reasonable rate to assist in undesirable Neighbours moving along. What’s the trouble? I'm not completely sure what your Noirs are, but it's cool, I got this. Keep 'em leashed for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I do hope the work involved the installation of life-support machines for the client's children. Pop round and unplug the cunts and see if payment is forthcoming before they turn blue. Failing that, @Monumental cunt will rent you out a few of his noirs to perform a traditional leg bone rearrangement. The Krays wouldn't have stood for this shit. While these are entirely reasonable business suggestions baws, you've overlooked the obvious solution; put @Eric Cuntman on the job. Doormen invariably do debt collection work on the side, I've resorted to using a couple myself in the past. It's surprising how much more effective than polite reminder letters they can be in difficult cases, though I do still shudder at the memory of one frail but recalcitrant customer forking over every penny of cash that he could find and shakily scrawling a cheque for the balance while contemplating his broken front windows and listening to a vivid description of the damage his arms might sustain in the event of a thirty-second delay in payment. Quite horrific, I wish I hadn't filmed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 31, 2018 Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 6 hours ago, ShinyCarnt said: I'm not naive at all, it was just a rant to introduce one cunt to a bunch of others. The cunt who's holding out on me, will work for me within 12 months. It does suck that my timing for starting up and receiving first payments all landed at Shitmas time though. Also look at your competition and don't be frightened to grass any of the tax dodging cunts up. Had to do this to a local harpy who was offering full day wedding photography with photos on USB for £150. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 1, 2019 Report Share Posted January 1, 2019 On 12/31/2018 at 3:38 AM, ShinyCarnt said: I'm not completely sure what your Noirs are, but it's cool, I got this. Keep 'em leashed for now. Did you do basic French at junior school? noir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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