Guest Khiwa Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 We all know Columbo had a glass eye (Peter Falk who actored him, not sure if the lieutenant himself did), and Sammy Davis Jr was also one short in the mince pie dept. Then there's the Franks (Sinatra & Vaughan), Quincy, Jimmy White with their rather magnificent toupees. Any other celebs with extra/missing bits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, Khiwa said: We all know Columbo had a glass eye (Peter Falk who actored him, not sure if the lieutenant himself did), and Sammy Davis Jr was also one short in the mince pie dept. Then there's the Franks (Sinatra & Vaughan), Quincy, Jimmy White with their rather magnificent toupees. Any other celebs with extra/missing bits? Have a like for mentioning Columbo. The greatest detective ever. His first name was Frank, only us dedicated fans know shit like that. I love the scruffy little celeb bothering cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Heather Mills; missing 1 leg. Paul McCartney; missing tens of millions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have a like for mentioning Columbo. The greatest detective ever. His first name was Frank, only us dedicated fans know shit like that. I love the scruffy little celeb bothering cunt. Someone said years ago on tv his name was Philip! Cunts! Glad it's Frank, as that was my late grandpappy's name. Hooray! Oh yes, Jimmy White also has a ball missing (true). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 David Cameron, missing a pair of balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 John Major lost his ball he was born as John Major-Ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Bishop said: John Major lost his ball he was born as John Major-Ball I think his brother Terry nicked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 21 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Someone said years ago on tv his name was Philip! Cunts! Glad it's Frank, as that was my late grandpappy's name. Hooray! Oh yes, Jimmy White also has a ball missing (true). I've never been able to ascertain whether the urban myth that Jimmy White took his dead brother's corpse to the pub, was actually true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 23 minutes ago, DrCunt said: David Cameron, missing a pair of balls. Still has an active sex life though. Samantha always gets on top, because David only fucks up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I've never been able to ascertain whether the urban myth that Jimmy White took his dead brother's corpse to the pub, was actually true. I think it said that in his autobiog "Behind the White ball". Saw him in an exhibition here years ago, and he signed the book. I say "signed". His name was perfectly flowing, but when I asked him to put "To (my name), and he added "best wishes", it was like watching a 3yr old with a crayon, or a brain injury victim trying to rehabilitate. Bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Khiwa said: We all know Columbo had a glass eye (Peter Falk who actored him, not sure if the lieutenant himself did), and Sammy Davis Jr was also one short in the mince pie dept. Then there's the Franks (Sinatra & Vaughan), Quincy, Jimmy White with their rather magnificent toupees. Any other celebs with extra/missing bits? Liam Neeson is missing a brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have a like for mentioning Columbo. The greatest detective ever. His first name was Frank, only us dedicated fans know shit like that. I love the scruffy little celeb bothering cunt. There is just one more thing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There is just one more thing.... "What's it all about?" And not one of the murdering cunts ever told him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 13 hours ago, Khiwa said: Someone said years ago on tv his name was Philip! Cunts! Glad it's Frank, as that was my late grandpappy's name. Hooray! Oh yes, Jimmy White also has a ball missing (true). True cos I once heard Clive Everton say “Jimmys lost the white ball” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 13 hours ago, Khiwa said: We all know Columbo had a glass eye (Peter Falk who actored him, not sure if the lieutenant himself did), and Sammy Davis Jr was also one short in the mince pie dept. Then there's the Franks (Sinatra & Vaughan), Quincy, Jimmy White with their rather magnificent toupees. Any other celebs with extra/missing bits? Gordon Brown famously tried to fool the masses by placing a welk in the socket once occupied by a genuine eyeball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 13 hours ago, Khiwa said: We all know Columbo had a glass eye (Peter Falk who actored him, not sure if the lieutenant himself did), and Sammy Davis Jr was also one short in the mince pie dept. Then there's the Franks (Sinatra & Vaughan), Quincy, Jimmy White with their rather magnificent toupees. Any other celebs with extra/missing bits? Yep. He's had both cheeks done, top 'n bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 My next door neighbour has a glass leg and a wooden eye. Does this qualify him as a celebrity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Gordon Brown famously tried to fool the masses by placing a welk in the socket once occupied by a genuine eyeball Marty Feldman turned his ones, inside out & back to front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Marty Feldman turned his ones, inside out & back to front. Excuse me sir. Have you taken any illegal substances while driving tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Heather Mills; missing 1 leg. Paul McCartney; missing tens of millions. He did buy her a plane...............and a ladyshave for the other leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Jeremy Kyle......a bollock and a set of morals.Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Heather Mills; missing 1 leg. Paul McCartney; missing tens of millions. Arrrrr, but she wasn't the first, one legged gold digger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Marty Feldman turned his ones, inside out & back to front. A genuinely funny bastard. There must be loads of his stuff that doesn't get shown. Probably too un-PC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: A genuinely funny bastard. There must be loads of his stuff that doesn't get shown. Probably too un-PC. Young Frankenstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Young Frankenstein Frankenstein: "Igor help me with the bags" Igor (imitating Groucho Marx) "Soitenly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the toiben". Frankenstein: "I mean the luggage". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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