Neil Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 I went out on my new bike today,stick to the lanes I thought,don't want to piss off the drivers.Then I thought 'fuck it' those cunts hold me up during the week.Good job I live in a nice part of the world surrounded by decent people.Very curteous they were,gave plenty of room when passing and altogether a very pleasant ride. And before you ask,no I didn't wear lycra.It would have looked like I had a set of pool balls down my leggings and a pool cue in my pants Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, Neil said: I went out on my new bike today,stick to the lanes I thought,don't want to piss off the drivers.Then I thought 'fuck it' those cunts hold me up during the week.Good job I live in a nice part of the world surrounded by decent people.Very curteous they were,gave plenty of room when passing and altogether a very pleasant ride. And before you ask,no I didn't wear lycra.It would have looked like I had a set of pool balls down my leggings and a pool cue in my pants Fuck off Would you like to look at my Brompton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 23 minutes ago, Neil said: I went out on my new bike today,stick to the lanes I thought,don't want to piss off the drivers.Then I thought 'fuck it' those cunts hold me up during the week.Good job I live in a nice part of the world surrounded by decent people.Very curteous they were,gave plenty of room when passing and altogether a very pleasant ride. And before you ask,no I didn't wear lycra.It would have looked like I had a set of pool balls down my leggings and a pool cue in my pants Fuck off Good old Nelly; like a dumdum bullet, only without the kinetic projectile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 27 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Would you like to look at my Brompton? Would you like a Boneshaker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 22, 2019 Report Share Posted June 22, 2019 Just now, Neil said: Would you like a Boneshaker? Dirty beast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 Was your bike with or without the saddle, and did your journey include many cobbled streets?🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Khiwa said: Was your bike with or without the saddle, and did your journey include many cobbled streets?🤔 Two Nuns on a bike ride, take a shortcut through a small village. The younger Nun says.. "I've never come this way before." The older Nun replies; "I know dear, it's the cobbles." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Khiwa said: Was your bike with or without the saddle, and did your journey include many cobbled streets?🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Looks like a developmental prototype for Mr Garrison's dildo controlled mono-wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Looks like a developmental prototype for Mr Garrison's dildo controlled mono-wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Hopefully I won't get in trouble for posting this as a link only... http://i.imgur.com/0jOWz1G.gif Doubtful. There's nothing fucking well there. Do it again. Properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doubtful. There's nothing fucking well there. Do it again. Properly. It is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 24, 2019 Report Share Posted June 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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