Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Never mind everyone wash your hands for 20 seconds. That cunt Geldof has been in need of a fucking bath for for at least 40 years, the filthy soap dodging slag. Hutchence was a wanker, literally. Fancy killing yourself by stranglewanking when you had that fuck-machine waiting for you. David Carradine went out the same way. Good, a disgusting pervert, a shit actor and a shit martial artist. Bruce Lee should have turned up on the set of 'Kung-Fu' and kicked his fucking head in on general principle. Lumbering slow cunt. Had himself down as a bit of a hard nut. Gangly, awkward and shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Never mind everyone wash your hands for 20 seconds. That cunt Geldof has been in need of a fucking bath for for at least 40 years, the filthy soap dodging slag. He's been in need of a career too, the totally talentless twat. Rude, arrogant and completely up his own arse. Sting's another one AND Phil Collins. Prized plonkers. Edited May 14, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember Opportunity Knocks well. Some guitar playing cunt with a moustache called Bernie Flint won it a few times. Christ yeah I remember him. Wonder what happened to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hutchence was a wanker, literally. Fancy killing yourself by stranglewanking when you had that fuck-machine waiting for you. David Carradine went out the same way. Good, a disgusting pervert, a shit actor and a shit martial artist. Bruce Lee should have turned up on the set of 'Kung-Fu' and kicked his fucking head in on general principle. Lumbering slow cunt. Had himself down as a bit of a hard nut. Gangly, awkward and shite. He did everything in excess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Christ yeah I remember him. Wonder what happened to him? I remember this little annoying cunt, and Zena Zavaroni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hutchence was a wanker, literally. Fancy killing yourself by stranglewanking when you had that fuck-machine waiting for you. David Carradine went out the same way. Good, a disgusting pervert, a shit actor and a shit martial artist. Bruce Lee should have turned up on the set of 'Kung-Fu' and kicked his fucking head in on general principle. Lumbering slow cunt. Had himself down as a bit of a hard nut. Gangly, awkward and shite. Patience young grasshopper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Patience young grasshopper... Bruce Lee was a phenomenal being. I doubt anyone on the planet could have taken him out in single combat. Freakish speed and coordination. Muhammad Ali wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Patience young grasshopper... Just like my two grandsons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Hutchence was a wanker, literally. Fancy killing yourself by stranglewanking when you had that fuck-machine waiting for you. Totally wrong, he was auditioning to join the doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Totally wrong, he was auditioning to join the doors. The wardrobe doors? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The wardrobe doors? He was pretending to be a coat hanger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 (edited) 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bruce Lee was a phenomenal being. I doubt anyone on the planet could have taken him out in single combat. Freakish speed and coordination. Muhammad Ali wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds. Very true. That so-called 'Kung fu' Codeine cunt, couldn't possibly be compared. He was merely a make-believe Buddhist and a pretty dire one at that. It's like comparing a Jumping Jack to a RDS-220 Hydrogen Bomb. I'm sure I read somewhere that he fucked his own kids??? As for Bruce Lee, he was in a league of his very own. Is there better? I cant think of one? Mind you, some of me Thai Chi moves are so quick that I'd certainly send you flying... I've slow-mo'd just one of the fuckers for your appraisal... The Pygmy, didn't know what hit him. No cunt does once I go into a frenzy. Edited May 15, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just like my two grandsons You might wanna get your little brown one looked at, Gyps. He's spine is crook, less of course he's a girl. Difficult to tell these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 32 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Very true. That so-called 'Kung fu' Codeine cunt, couldn't possibly be compared. He was merely a make-believe Buddhist and a pretty dire one at that. It's like comparing a Jumping Jack to a RDS-220 Hydrogen Bomb. I'm sure I read somewhere that he fucked his own kids??? As for Bruce Lee, he was in a league of his very own. Is there better? I cant think of one? Mind you, some of me Thai Chi moves are so quick that I'd certainly send you flying... I've slow-mo'd just one of the fuckers for your appraisal... The Pygmy, didn't know what hit him. No cunt does once I go into a frenzy. I remember some cunts on a martial arts forum were discussing how would a fight between Chuck Norris and Segal would pan out. I said it would be as boring as fuck. As Segal's system is pure defensive and Norris' attacks would just be fended off and Segal wouldn't attack Norris. Also, if the fight ended up on the floor Norris' karat would be useless. Unless Norris is expert in another martial art which takes in ground fighting moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember some cunts on a martial arts forum were discussing how would a fight between Chuck Norris and Segal would pan out. I said it would be as boring as fuck. As Segal's system is pure defensive and Norris' attacks would just be fended off and Segal wouldn't attack Norris. Also, if the fight ended up on the floor Norris' karat would be useless. Unless Norris is expert in another martial art which takes in ground fighting moves. Segal, is an odd looking cunt. Strange voice too. More half-bit actor than fighter. I'm sure I'd just stand there and laugh at the twat. He twitches like a flid… Giant Haystacks would have flattened him. Who's the little shaved-head cunt, drives fast motors? Can't think of his name. He'd wipe the floor with Segal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 41 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Segal, is an odd looking cunt. Strange voice too. More half-bit actor than fighter. I'm sure I'd just stand there and laugh at the twat. He twitches like a flid… Giant Haystacks would have flattened him. Who's the little shaved-head cunt, drives fast motors? Can't think of his name. He'd wipe the floor with Segal. Have you ever seen Aikido in action? Unless you have a gang who can rush him at the same time no cunts gonna flatten him. If you watch Bruce Lee he's surrounded by cunts who attack him individually. Most (if not all) martial arts are defence systems. Terry O'Connor (ex world Karate champion) brought out a documentary about 25 years ago that looked at the martial arts family tree. Really interesting. Whether it can be found on youtube I don't know but worth a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Have you ever seen Aikido in action? Unless you have a gang who can rush him at the same time no cunts gonna flatten him. If you watch Bruce Lee he's surrounded by cunts who attack him individually. Most (if not all) martial arts are defence systems. Terry O'Connor (ex world Karate champion) brought out a documentary about 25 years ago that looked at the martial arts family tree. Really interesting. Whether it can be found on youtube I don't know but worth a look. Have heard of Terry O'Neil? One of the most aggressive martial art is Krav Maga, developed in Israel and used by the military. Bacom, a Peruvian martial art is also deadly and concentrates upon inflicting maximum injuries, quickly. Concealed weapons are also used. I did a bit of Judo in me youth at Crystal Palace, but that's about it. I wouldn't consider Judo to be aggressive though. Not unless the other cunt tears your Gi. Edited May 15, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Segal, is an odd looking cunt. Strange voice too. More half-bit actor than fighter. I'm sure I'd just stand there and laugh at the twat. He twitches like a flid… Giant Haystacks would have flattened him. Who's the little shaved-head cunt, drives fast motors? Can't think of his name. He'd wipe the floor with Segal. Yer talking about that cocky, short-arsed, Belgian cunt Jean-Claude van Damme, he fancies himself too much, it wouldn't surprise me he said he was gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Joker said: Yer talking about that cocky, short-arsed, Belgian cunt Jean-Claude van Damme, he fancies himself too much, it wouldn't surprise me he said he was gay. Nahh. Not him. You're wrong on all counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Very true. That so-called 'Kung fu' Codeine cunt, couldn't possibly be compared. He was merely a make-believe Buddhist and a pretty dire one at that. It's like comparing a Jumping Jack to a RDS-220 Hydrogen Bomb. I'm sure I read somewhere that he fucked his own kids??? As for Bruce Lee, he was in a league of his very own. Is there better? I cant think of one? Mind you, some of me Thai Chi moves are so quick that I'd certainly send you flying... I've slow-mo'd just one of the fuckers for your appraisal... The Pygmy, didn't know what hit him. No cunt does once I go into a frenzy. Carradine was arrested for wandering about in one of his neighbours gardens, early hours of the morning, bollock naked and smashing a window to gain access. Dirty fucking pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: 17 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Just like my two grandsons Different fathers if I’m not mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Carradine was arrested for wandering about in one of his neighbours gardens, early hours of the morning, bollock naked and smashing a window to gain access. Dirty fucking pervert. Are you sure that wasn’t Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Different fathers if I’m not mistaken. They were womb mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: They were womb mates. I can’t twin with you can I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 38 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you sure that wasn’t Neil? He picks locks so it weren't him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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