Dawn Chorus 1,154 Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I think Harold might be a bit of a Rimmer. And you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChildeHarold 246 Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 8 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Definitely Christine kochanski, your definitely ace rimmer. Smoke me a kipper skipper.. Are you honing your lyrics for an entry into this year's virtual Eurovision? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Williewhoopassjohnson 164 Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Are you honing your lyrics for an entry into this year's virtual Eurovision? If i had bigger tits i reckon I'd do alright at eurovision you know, i can definitely belt out a tune. I might apply, the world hasn't suffered quite enough yet 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChildeHarold 246 Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 3 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: If i had bigger tits i reckon I'd do alright at eurovision you know, i can definitely belt out a tune. I might apply, the world hasn't suffered quite enough yet I thought that "guy" from Israel was just paving the way for your Divine hommage. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stubby Pecker 3,845 Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 On 20/02/2021 at 19:57, Eric Cuntman said: I'd like him to meet The Inquisitor. We'd all like the tit erased from existence, but of course tortured horribly first. ("I have the power to snap your body in two like a dry reed") However, who's to say his sperm-in-law won't be an even bigger cunt? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joker 469 Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 On 19/02/2021 at 17:46, ChildeHarold said: At the end of a walkabout or any point along the way the choice of sex mate is between Bush Tucker Pete or Ray Mears. So which one did you fuck? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joker 469 Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 On 19/02/2021 at 19:43, camberwell gypsy said: That was my other Rolf Harris impression The first one was the one that got you arrested, right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChildeHarold 246 Posted February 22 Author Report Share Posted February 22 20 minutes ago, Joker said: So which one did you fuck? I actually deviated to the Tasmanian Devil they have a toothless one at Chessington they loan out as a sex toy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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