Dyslexic cnut Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: An interesting twist on a Turkey earthquake thread which morphed into a tired exchange on footballer incomes, is the news today that Christian Atsu, ex-Everton and Newcastle Ghanaian import, has woken up dead. Pancaked in his Turkish mansion, it seems he wasn’t fast enough to pull on his dressing gown and dash out into the street when he needed to, which is quite poor for a professional athlete. Thank Christ he didn’t play for Liverpool. The candlelit vigil would have gone on all week. Maybe he died happy, up to his pubis in some Turkish Instagram star, and not trapped beneath rubble for days, wishing he’d stayed on Tyneside. Apparently he caused it…by sneezing. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: An interesting twist on a Turkey earthquake thread which morphed into a tired exchange on footballer incomes, is the news today that Christian Atsu, ex-Everton and Newcastle Ghanaian import, has woken up dead. Pancaked in his Turkish mansion, it seems he wasn’t fast enough to pull on his dressing gown and dash out into the street when he needed to, which is quite poor for a professional athlete. Thank Christ he didn’t play for Liverpool. The candlelit vigil would have gone on all week. Maybe he died happy, up to his pubis in some Turkish Instagram star, and not trapped beneath rubble for days, wishing he’d stayed on Tyneside. Being flattened by a hundred tons of concrete in a filthy Turkish shithole can’t be even remotely compared to the absolute living hell of playing football for Newcastle or even worse Everton. He’s had a right result imo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 18, 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 7 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Apparently he caused it…by sneezing. Lol. Can you remember that awful challenge by Stones on him? He went down like a tonne of bricks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Can you remember that awful challenge by Stones on him? He went down like a tonne of bricks. I’m genuinely amazed you’re still alive 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 19, 2023 Report Share Posted February 19, 2023 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Can you remember that awful challenge by Stones on him? He went down like a tonne of bricks. I watched him play against your lot. He was doing well before Hills fell on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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