entitled little cunt Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 The women look exceedingly happy.They haven't yet realised their admirer with a hair transplant hasn't had a stiffy for 5 years . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 I was hoping for more from this nomination, a few personal revelations, hot tips, current on trend good moves, chat up lines that really work... what a fucking let down. At least give us a three in a bed hotel orgy tale to get Saturday night going with a swing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 10 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: The women look exceedingly happy.They haven't yet realised their admirer with a hair transplant hasn't had a stiffy for 5 years . Just borrow a cute dog and take it for a walk. They attract more fanny than babies or chocolate. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 17 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I was hoping for more from this nomination, a few personal revelations, hot tips, current on trend good moves, chat up lines that really work... what a fucking let down. At least give us a three in a bed hotel orgy tale to get Saturday night going with a swing. It was a poor effort I admit .To be honest I believe with age the old adage of thought being nicer than reality comes into its own. The thought of having to battle with bladder leak underwear before even a start is made would make me regretfully offer my excuses, reach for the remote and watch a WW2 documentary on the history channel. They don't fucking say that on the adverts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: It was a poor effort I admit .To be honest I believe with age the old adage of thought being nicer than reality comes into its own. The thought of having to battle with bladder leak underwear before even a start is made would make me regretfully offer my excuses, reach for the remote and watch a WW2 documentary on the history channel. They don't fucking say that on the adverts. Do you have an option to delete and move on? Can I suggest Toasting muffins on a traditional artificial coal gas fire. Is it a thing? 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 59 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Do you have an option to delete and move on? Can I suggest Toasting muffins on a traditional artificial coal gas fire. Is it a thing? 😋 59 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Do you have an option to delete and move on? Can I suggest Toasting muffins on a traditional artificial coal gas fire. Is it a thing? 😋 Sounds rather more pleasant than getting up close and personal with 8 hour old piss in the gusset . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 4 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Sounds rather more pleasant than getting up close and personal with 8 hour old piss in the gusset . I am not expecting to be able to afford to put on my gas fire this year thanks to the Kiev Kunts so the question is hypothetical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I am not expecting to be able to afford to put on my gas fire this year thanks to the Kiev Kunts so the question is hypothetical. I have heard the heat insulation properties of bladder leak knickers is fantastic .Placing them around windows and doors could prove beneficial to your plight . President Selencsky is aware of the sacrifice you will make when the mercury plummets. I'm quite certain he will be experiencing personally similar hostile conditions in his presidential Palace. Hopefully he will be able to restore his country again to very near the top spot of corrupt countries in the world once again An honour it has enjoyed for many years . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 20 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I have heard the heat insulation properties of bladder leak knickers is fantastic .Placing them around windows and doors could prove beneficial to your plight . President Selencsky is aware of the sacrifice you will make when the mercury plummets. I'm quite certain he will be experiencing personally similar hostile conditions in his presidential Palace. Hopefully he will be able to restore his country again to very near the top spot of corrupt countries in the world once again An honour it has enjoyed for many years . Him and his dodgy pal Klipsco or something Mayor of Kiev the Biden Democrat fuck buddies. Please give us Trump to sort this shit out. It took the Yanks ten years to concede defeat in Vietnam that's how fucking stupid they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted October 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 Klipsco sounds like a brand of disposable cigarette lighters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 17 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said: I know, I thought the stupid cunt would at least regale us with tales of randy octogenarians doing watersports on each other. Disappointing. Even the Archers is more riske than this. I suggested deleting it and starting again with how to toast a muffin. I get muffin urges at this time of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2023 47 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Even the Archers is more riske than this. I suggested deleting it and starting again with how to toast a muffin. I get muffin urges at this time of the year. @ProfB! It’s crumpet season. Show yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 8, 2023 Report Share Posted October 8, 2023 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just borrow a cute dog and take it for a walk. They attract more fanny than babies or chocolate. Mmmm... Johnson's Baby Powder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 8, 2023 Report Share Posted October 8, 2023 On 07/10/2023 at 19:03, Eric Cuntman said: Just borrow a cute dog and take it for a walk. They attract more fanny than babies or chocolate. That's why @Wolfie tried it, all he got were sailors on shore-leave. Ah well, to each his own 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 8, 2023 Report Share Posted October 8, 2023 21 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: The thought of having to battle with bladder leak underwear before even a start is made You might actually get lucky and find yourself a bird who doesn't mind fucking around with your plastic Tena pants to get to your filthy trouser maggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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