Hammer of Cunts Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 As I get older, I notice how the world seems, increasingly, to revolve around the young. Today, I went to buy toothpaste and found that the only type available was for use on white teeth. This is discriminatory; there cannot be many of my generation that would find this suitable. If it were my face rather than my teeth that were brown, manufacturers would be falling over themselves to cater for my requirements. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Black Teeth Lives Matter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: As I get older, I notice how the world seems, increasingly, to revolve around the young. Today, I went to buy toothpaste and found that the only type available was for use on white teeth. This is discriminatory; there cannot be many of my generation that would find this suitable. If it were my face rather than my teeth that were brown, manufacturers would be falling over themselves to cater for my requirements. It's not just the cost. The cunts today spend an hour or two every night with their jaws locked in a whitening "tooth bath" unable to communicate with the outside world. Those were the good old days when penis enlargement exercises were the only thing you had to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: As I get older, I notice how the world seems, increasingly, to revolve around the young. Today, I went to buy toothpaste and found that the only type available was for use on white teeth. This is discriminatory; there cannot be many of my generation that would find this suitable. If it were my face rather than my teeth that were brown, manufacturers would be falling over themselves to cater for my requirements. They’ve started advertising toothpaste as “professional”. “Brush like a pro!” What an absolute pile of unmitigated bollocks. Are they telling us that there are ‘qualified professionals’ who earn a living standing at a sink brushing their own fucking teeth? Because actual dental professionals use machinery and various compounds to clean teeth… not some fucking shit that any chav can pick up in ‘Savers’ for £1.99. They’ve started doing it with razors and deodorant too. People who earn a salary for spraying deodorant under their arms. There are people who use razors for a living, but they use straight razors, are invariably brown and bearded, and usually torn between daydreams of slitting the infidel customer’s throat and raping the 9 year old girl that just walked past the barber shop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They’ve started advertising toothpaste as “professional”. “Brush like a pro!” What an absolute pile of unmitigated bollocks. Are they telling us that there are ‘qualified professionals’ who earn a living standing at a sink brushing their own fucking teeth? Because actual dental professionals use machinery and various compounds to clean teeth… not some fucking shit that any chav can pick up in ‘Savers’ for £1.99. They’ve started doing it with razors and deodorant too. People who earn a salary for spraying deodorant under their arms. There are people who use razors for a living, but they use straight razors, are invariably brown and bearded, and usually torn between daydreams of slitting the infidel customer’s throat and raping the 9 year old girl that just walked past the barber shop. I have seen toothpaste for £2.50 but you can still get it for £1 at the Pound Shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Black Teeth Lives Matter Black Teeth have oozy pus and other matter in the gums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I have seen toothpaste for £2.50 but you can still get it for £1 at the Pound Shop. In the absence of genetics and/or a willingness to mortgage the house for dental treatments and maintenance do what the Scots did as a birthday present - have all your teeth out at age 21. The NHS used to routinely perform that back in the fifties for 30 or 40 year olds and fit dentures. Saved people a lot of time and trouble but wore away the gums. Then av life expectancy meant this wasn't a big problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 7 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: As I get older, I notice how the world seems, increasingly, to revolve around the young. Today, I went to buy toothpaste and found that the only type available was for use on white teeth. This is discriminatory; there cannot be many of my generation that would find this suitable. If it were my face rather than my teeth that were brown, manufacturers would be falling over themselves to cater for my requirements. Have you tried brushing your teeth with a big black cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Those were the good old days when penis enlargement exercises were the only thing you had to worry about. Are you alluding to yourself not being too 'well hung'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Black Teeth have oozy pus and other matter in the gums. Considered very attractive in Japan at one time. Not just Manchester. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They’ve started advertising toothpaste as “professional”. “Brush like a pro!” What an absolute pile of unmitigated bollocks. Are they telling us that there are ‘qualified professionals’ who earn a living standing at a sink brushing their own fucking teeth? Because actual dental professionals use machinery and various compounds to clean teeth… not some fucking shit that any chav can pick up in ‘Savers’ for £1.99. They’ve started doing it with razors and deodorant too. People who earn a salary for spraying deodorant under their arms. There are people who use razors for a living, but they use straight razors, are invariably brown and bearded, and usually torn between daydreams of slitting the infidel customer’s throat and raping the 9 year old girl that just walked past the barber shop. My mate used tippex to whiten his teeth and they disappeared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Considered very attractive in Japan at one time. Not just Manchester. So did foot binding. Japan not Manchester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Its just another fiendish plot by business to get your money .Envy , attractiveness , avarice, greed , fear , exclusion , inclusion , they use every trick in the book and its all legal .Their food poisons you and makes you fat then they sell you another product to counter the effects .It's fucking hilarious .The world is a giant hamster wheel of lies .Consumers are the hamsters whilst the Musk's and Branson's of the world and that Amazon weirdo look over us manipulating their puppeteer strings .Cunts the lot of 'em.They have turned the majority into black Audi driving, tooth whitening , going on a cruise , cosmetic procedure wanting mentally retarded Facebook junkies .just saying . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: foot binding That was China: Stopping it was the only good thing that Mao did. An absolutely disgusting practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My mate used tippex to whiten his teeth and they disappeared Wrong type of teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Poor people once used soot as a diy toostpaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: ‘qualified professionals They will have the same level of skill as "barristas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: That was China: Stopping it was the only good thing that Mao did. An absolutely disgusting practice. Yeah you're right. China not Japan. It was banned before Mao came to power although it was still practiced in some areas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So did foot binding. Japan not Manchester Why didn't the tight-fisted slope cunts just buy a larger size of shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 One man's foot binding is another man's teeth whitening . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 12 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Poor people once used soot as a diy toostpaste. I thought it was goat shit. Those hard little turds have just the right abrasiveness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 15 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Wrong type of teeth? He obviously has a mis spelt youth . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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