ChildeHarold Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 One wonders how he passed the ten months inside. But on a serious note I also wonder whether anybody has personal experience of sex tapes. Just give me a few minutes to sort out the tray of lubricants next to my Ideal World reclining massage chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: One wonders how he passed the ten months inside. But on a serious note I also wonder whether anybody has personal experience of sex tapes. Just give me a few minutes to sort out the tray of lubricants next to my Ideal World reclining massage chair. Is that little shit still alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is that little shit still alive? Another Towie cunt. The thing is Pamela Anderson's sex tape came out after Baywatch and there was a potential world wide audience and after all she was smoking hot, whereas this cunt and his playmate are fucking insects from Surbiton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 51 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Another Towie cunt. The thing is Pamela Anderson's sex tape came out after Baywatch and there was a potential world wide audience and after all she was smoking hot, whereas this cunt and his playmate are fucking insects from Surbiton. Have you seen the Pammy sex tape? Basically, it's that ugly, tattooed cunt from Motley Crue, flashing his cock at the camera, great for queers (Frank probably has a copy) but not much wank-fodder for the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I also wonder whether anybody has personal experience of sex tapes Mine's on 'Only Fans', premium, you'll need an appointment to view it 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, and said: Have you seen the Pammy sex tape? Basically, it's that ugly, tattooed cunt from Motley Crue, flashing his cock at the camera, great for queers (Frank probably has a copy) but not much wank-fodder for the rest of us. Not Much = Every Little Helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Not Much = Every Little Helps Well, yeah, if you can turn the sound off, and watch the part of the screen with Pammy's minge, you have half a chance of splashing the custard. 🩹💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 2 hours ago, and said: Have you seen the Pammy sex tape? Basically, it's that ugly, tattooed cunt from Motley Crue, flashing his cock at the camera, great for queers (Frank probably has a copy) but not much wank-fodder for the rest of us. Watch the first 3 minutes of ‘Barb Wire’. She does a striptease under a shower of water. The bit where she kills some cunt with a stiletto heel just makes it better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Watch the first 3 minutes of ‘Barb Wire’. She does a striptease under a shower of water. The bit where she kills some cunt with a stiletto heel just makes it better. I suppose somewhere in there is a sort of Janet Leigh/Psycho/gender role reversal which will get big hairy lesbians (and public school girls who've gone into BBC Radio) marching to the tune of Piaf's "Je ne regrette rien" which Radio 3 are actually playing this Friday after a whole day of nothing but women composers. You didn't know Friday is International Womans Day? Shame on you! You abusing male chauvinist Moonpig Dot Com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Watch the first 3 minutes of ‘Barb Wire’. The first three minutes of Barbarella are better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never heard of him Neither did I until he was stuck under my nose looking for regional itv news. In the pre Net days mouse droppings like this wouldn't get noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 49 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: The first three minutes of Barbarella are better. The zero-gravity strip… I forgot about that. Good fucking call. That blind angel was a creepy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 My ex uploaded a revenge porn vid of my clumsy attempts of a carnel earth moving sexextraganza.Viagra have offered me a years free supply of their blue wonder drug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The zero-gravity strip… I forgot about that. Good fucking call. That blind angel was a creepy cunt. There's not much beats the combination of Anita Pallenberg with Joan Greenwood's voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 5 Author Report Share Posted March 5 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: My ex uploaded a revenge porn vid of my clumsy attempts of a carnel earth moving sexextraganza.Viagra have offered me a years free supply of their blue wonder drug. Viagra has been hammered to death on this site for years which accounts for the absence of certain members who shall remain nameless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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