Just got home, it took a while to negotiate the blockades of twigs and it doesn't help, that, as usual, I'm fucking hammered. I called in Tesco Express on the way and because I can't actually see, It appears, I bought vegan suet.
Anyway, after a bit of fucking about, I can state, with authority, that fusion cooking betwixt non-carne pies and single malt whisky is a drastic failure.
Mrs. Lugs says I can stay till the morning, then I have to fuck off.