Trucking Funt

The illegal French ban on British beef royally fucked a lot of our farmers. Johnny Major should have had every French fishing trawler out of British waters at gunpoint over that shit.

My favourite Romanian story was about the couple who went on holiday and came back to find the locks had been changed on their house and were told to fuck off by a Romanian skaghead family who answered the door. The worst thing about it was there was fuck all the couple could do except go through the standard eviction procedure because as the law stood then if there was no sign of forced entry, it was purely a civil matter. If it had been me, I would have slipped a few hundred to a couple of the local psychos to terrorise the cunts out and give the vermin a good fucking kicking while they were at it. I saw something on youtube the other day about the home office cancelling the residency status of some EU citizens who have fucked off home during the pandemic so maybe Boris has told Priti to stop talking about it and just get the fuck on with it.

There's currently over a million hectares of farmland stood idle in the UK that landowners got paid to do fuck all with as part of the Common Agricultural Policy yet so far the government seems to have done fuck all about utilising it again. It wouldn't entirely fix our food security problems but it would kickstart a reversal and it would bring jobs to rural areas that have been well and truly fucked over by the lack of tourism. You regularly hear the old line that nobody wants to farm anymore but there's a horde of the most efficient farmers in the world trying to get the fuck out of South Africa. A few compulsory purchase orders and a some start up grants and those fuckers will grow anything you want. I saw a documentary a few years back about a family from SA who managed to scrape enough together to buy a knackered farm in New South Wales that hadn't made a profit in 8 years. Within a year they had turned it around with efficiency techniques used by Veld farmers and were raking it in. If the government are serious about Brexit then they're going to have to make a few choices that are going to piss off a few of their rich landowning friends who were making a fucking fortune from CAP.

At least lightly coerce her into some degrading sex acts first then call her a fat bitch before showing her the red card. Standards must be maintained after all.

Only Mrs Funt has the pleasure of this well oiled love machine Harold. That way if I end up sharing the AIDS clinic waiting room with you I know who to kill.

It's been like that since a couple of years after the Berlin wall came down. Do you remember those docs from the mid 90s about British couples adopting orphans from Romania while ignoring British kids that needed a fucking home? I read somewhere that half of those kids turned into proper evil little bastards. I think one of them actually murdered his adopted parents. Romania is another corrupt as fuck shithole that should never have been let anywhere near the EU never mind their thieving scum population given freedom of movement. The sooner Priti gets off her fat arse and deports the cunts still here along with the Albanians and Slovakians the better.

Not as fast as your life expectancy when you move to Bucharest with your rent boy lover.

If I hadn't added some context then you would have simply made up something of your own. Quite frankly, It's got fuck all to do with you anyway.

Are you still pissed off because your Romanian boyfriend can't come and go as he pleases anymore? Fuck off and live with him in Bucharest so we don't have to pay for your AIDS treatment you miserable little cocksucker.

I've noticed that your comments have astounded the corner recently by being even more shit than your usual keyboard ejaculations. Fuck off and kill yourself.

Ah! Those pre-Hillsborough days when going to watch football was more like a survival exercise.

It's impossible to make an economic assessment of Brexit so far because the chinky flu has put half of the economy into the freezer and the other half is running with both hands tied behind its back. I don't buy the hard luck stories in the left wing media about businesses saying they're struggling because of the new export rules because they all knew it was coming and as many of them are food exporters they would have already been fluent in EU food regulations. What they're not saying is that most of their losses have been caused by public eating establishments being closed across Europe. They are merely trying blag more money from the government to cover losses caused by the pandemic. After the bloody mindedness shown by the frogs and Paddies toward the UK over the last several months, I'll allow myself a little chuckle at their impending discomfort if its all the same. The rank hypocrisy of the Irish by having hordes of Garda patrolling the border in search of people to fine after throwing a 3 month tantrum over the Internal Markets Bill is utterly nauseating and deeply provocative toward Unionists. I certainly won't be shedding any tears if their agri-food sector implodes. Fuck the lot of them. As for the French, they have turned taking the piss into an art form. After spending most of last year giving naval escorts to illegal migrant scum crossing the channel because they don't want them in France, they then have the fucking cheek to demand British taxpayers money to bail out Eurostar which the British states no longer has any investment in. Added to this is the petty minded awkwardness of their custom's officials who are taking great delight in such antics as blocking the transit of shipments because an i hasn't been dotted on paperwork. I dare say when their farmers do start feeling the pinch, their police will stand back and do fuck all while they beat up British lorry drivers then torch their loads like they used to in the good old days when Johnny Major regularly sent "strongly worded" letters of protest to that smug prick Mitterrand. Bankruptcy couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people. With us now outside the Brussels protection racket, we can now strike trade deals that are tailored entirely for British needs rather than those of the EU as a whole. This will eventually lead to cheaper food and more meaningful relationships with our trading partners. The flexibility provided by Brexit also gives us the opportunity to expand into markets where the EU can't gain traction such as India which is projected to overtake the US in terms of GDP within the next 25 years. The benefits of a deal will undoubtedly lead to increased Indian investment in the UK that will create thousands of jobs and boost the economy. The icing on the Brexit cake for me however is that we now have the leeway to repair our insane immigration system which has turned us into a magnet for criminal detritus from the third world.

I remember the old den. That stadium was fucking grim. God help you if you needed to go for a shit at half time because the three times I went there were no doors on the toilet cubicles and shit was smeared over the walls. In fact, the entire place stunk of shit.

I remember reading somewhere that Hope not hate bell end Nick Lowles tried to sneak into Millwall once but was prevented from going into the Den for his own protection by the filth after someone lit him up on facebook and said they were going to stab him after the match.

The remoaners will jump on anything that gives the appearance of Brexit going tits up. What the likes of the Guardian doesn't report is many European companies are opening businesses here rather than export from the EU because the UK is such a lucrative market. Aldi has said that it's going to increase its buying from British suppliers by £3.5 billion per year which is a path that most supermarkets have indicated they intend to follow. The likely to be hit hardest by this will be French and Irish farmers who will no doubt get a bailout from Brussels but long term this is going to hammer their agriculture sectors at a time that the viability of the Common Agricultural Policy is being questioned due to the fact that farming makes up 6% of EU GDP but consumes 40% of its budget. With the likes of Australia and NZ demanding free market access in trade talks with the EU as well, it would appear that their great farming scam is coming to an end.

I was in Dover a few days ago. There was no gridlock, just a few thick lorry drivers with incorrect paperwork. Nothing that won't be sorted in time. Amsterdam is hardly eclipsing London when you consider the difference is a mere £600 million in daily trading which London will easily make up when the financial services deals with Japan and Singapore kick in proper. The Euroscum have barely made a dent in Forex trading despite the bullshit predictions of 100,000 job losses and 70% of the operation moving to the EU. No empty shelves at my local Tesco either. Perhaps you should stop reading the remainer bollocks being pumped out by the trots at the Guardian.

Not Lauren Southern is it?

Golf is for queers.

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Mind your manners Harold. There's an axe in the boot of my car and I'm only a few miles away from your rat infested bedsit.

Never had the pleasure but will remember the name in future.

My thoughts precisely W&D. I don't have a degree but I've debated many a so called academic online and have been quite disappointed with the standard of behaviour from them when their views are challenged. They retreat into name calling, cultural Marxist ideology and gross distortions of the truth without any attempt at reasoned discourse. I yearn for the days when left and right could sit in the local uni boozer and put the world to rights over a bottle of Glenfiddich.

In all fairness to Snatcher MC, she had a bigger pair of bollocks than the rest of her cabinet put together when it came to dealing with the Argies and the unions. The yanks begged her to bend over and take some Argie cock up the arse but she told them to fuck off and sent in the fleet which would have made Reagan look like a prize cunt if he hadn't backed us up. It paid off for him because it was Thatcher who broke the ice with Gorbachev when he came to power leading to the end of the Cold war. As for her spat with Scargill, she reduced that cunt from the biggest union baron in the country to a pathetic shell of a Yorkshireman hiding in his 5 bed bungalow paid for by the strikers who shitted blood for him.

Alas, will never be completed without the grey matter from somebody as truly fuckwitted as @ChildeHarold. I know where he lives though so I will lie in wait until he's in a GHB slumber after his next hillbilly gay sex orgy with my trusty axe in the boot.

I'm not sure I want to know what your definition of a "real man" is Harold. Is it one who has a big mustache and wears leather chaps?