Hammer of Cunts

Och aye!

And they cheated in the piano smashing.

It was one of the events in the Saudi vesion of It's a Knockout.

Well, thats enough these days. Stand in line for your new birth certificate and enjoy a life of privilidged pseudo-victimhood.

He's also very good at what he does and has made a huge amount of money for the BBC.

It's more cuntish for a grown-up to use Twitter. Although, even those who don't read the Sun will now know about his article too.

No, but I did know Rik Mayall, I was at school with him. He was an utter twat, the part he played in the Young Ones wasnt acting. He really was that annoying.

Its amusing to hear the conniptions of the Guardian reading, bourgois hypocrites of the current "left", when confronted with a proper socialist. Most of them won't have met anyone who works for a living. Good luck to him and his mates.

A spud with a coathanger aerial sticking out of the top?

You'll just have to make do with a tranny.

I lent a tenner to a mate once and when he gave it back, it wasnt just worse, it was an entirely different note. Devious cunt, I've given him a wide berth ever since.

Just look the other way.

No-one in their right mind would want to go to Leominster, it's a godforsaken dump. 15 minutes isn't long to escape, but if you leap out in Dinmore tunnel, you could get away with it.

Most of the Regiment look like that, still. I don't know what you look like these days though, has your moustache fallen off?

I remember that! Outside the Lamb at Stoke Prior. Did it ever catch you?

That would be an ecumenical matter.

Cheap, imported haircuts are a blight on our market towns but their tawdry attraction soon fades into oily flaccidity. Young men are being seduced away from their traditional Bitish styles by by the blandishments of exotic dens of vice; they emerge smelling like a Frenchman and looking like a dago, or worse. Where once it was something for the weekend and a styptic pencil, now it's all crack-waxing and anal bleaching (probably)..

I've alwasys assumed that they're a front for something, like '70s chinkys and dodgy asian takeaways.

I showed that to a mate who actually is a fireman (and decorator). When he stopped laughing, he reckoned that it had been done by someone who knew the job.

You're obsessed with stick-pulling this evening, have they changed your meds again?

Send them Bach where they came from.

Don't the sand=wallahs go for the more curvaceous type?

They'll get a new frontman and carry on. Like Queen. Or The Blockheads.

I think it's different when it's their gig and practically every Angel in Europe is there. They rely on strength in numbers. They used to put on a good show though. No-one who's seen the full Rockbitch show could deny.