Hammer of Cunts

I don't believe that he's a kiddie-fiddler or a sex pest. If he were, there would be an awful lot of me-toos coming out of the woodwork by now. No need for raping, he's royal, he wouild have beating off Amandas and Penelopes with a shitty stick. As he was a single bloke at the time, why not just admit giving her one? He had no reason to suspect that she'd been coerced. He's just an arrogant and spectacularly stupid man.

One-man operated. With disabled access.

Neither end?

Incubus or succubus?

If you mean dying/dieing, I think it's optional... Oh, apparently not. Sorry. I hope you weren't too confuzed.

She's fucking back, whining about it, Christ.

All the old trades are dieing out; it's progress, but at what cost to our humanity?

Vapid bint was crying about it on the wireless earlier. Apparently, the BBC think it's important.

He'd have been even less memorable without Jim Steinman. Despite the histrionic warblings, I always thought BOH was just background music. Alice Cooper's another one... Better known fo his "personality" than his musical heritage. And he's a god-bothering golfer.

It's a funny old game of two halves at the end of the day but I gave it 110% and knocked it out of the park.

So, going forward, are there any other cliches you'd like to run up the flagpole? Or is this, like, it?

It sounds absolutely horrrible. God knows why women put up with it; maybe that's why they're so cross all the time. Get a proper, manly job. Have you thought about becoming a lumberjack?

Serves him right. He should have got a brown one.

Very modern; they identify as Sundays, so Sundays they are.

I think it's just a "trendy vicar" name for Sunday School.

If people can't see it, then just get a bigger one or paint it orange. ffs. How does it afect your mask wearing?

Do it in the chinky and it's flied lies.

Her Maj should have just handed him a bottle of scotch and a revolver and pointed him towards the billiard room.

The best blues singer I've ever heard, this is more like a mental breakdown than a perfomance:

I'd like to see some low-life arguing with a flail. It would be like the bit in the Bond film, with the skier. Presumably lorry-drivers have the internet these days, there won't be any freddy books in the bins to keep them amused. They'll have plenty of time to hone their machete skills for when they get out.

Has the Council stopped sending a bloke round to cut the verges on your layby?

Christ! It sounds fucking awful I haven't worn a tie (or shaved) since I left school 45 years ago. I don't even know anyone who works in an office, well, only women.

She's an interesting character; a "daddy's girl" who was beautiful, clever and rich. Add to this her obvious sex-drive and she's one of those women whose unearned power men tend to resent and whom women mistrust. I wonder what the rest of her life will be like.

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/topics/cqywjyzk2vyt I like the way they're trying to encourage education. I thought irony was dead.