Hammer of Cunts

It's ok, the Russians morale will be broken by the news that they've been chucked out of the Eurovision Song Contest.

I don't think Russian soldiers will be worried by pissed-up posers in army surplus trousers.

T'd have thought webbed fingers an advantage when it comes to scooping.

I should have thought that anyone desecrating a rugby pitch in Wales would be lynched on sight.

Why would they want to spread it around?

Are you a real professor or do you run a Punch and Judy stall?

Rolling in the street?

It's rife in Rhyl and common in Cardiff.

Formula 1 is filmed using Salextric in a big shed just outside Nuneaton. I always thought that white dog shit came from poodles but I never saw one in the act.

God no! I don't like stand-up comedy, I couldn't care less what he actually said. I'm more interested in the row.

Any thoughts on the abrupt end of Jimmy Carr's career?

It's ok, they'll have to cross the genetic minefields of Wales before reaching civilisation.

It's heartwarming to hear of this kind of community spirit. You don't get that in the more upmarket areas, where people who don't smell funny live. You sound as if you know the place like a native.

Things have moved on in the last forty years, we used to just confiscate the the punters' dope and flog it back to them in the pub next week.

Apparently... Although a few years ago, what with decades of union activism and a history of socialist protest, I was thought of as a bit of a lefty. I suppose perspectives change. I'm not sure that truth does though.

For years now, it has been given that anyone who cites "nazis" as part of an argument has lost and is clutching at straws. Over the past couple of years the term "MSM" has come to occupy the same position. Anyone using this vague catch-all term is trying to give the impression that they have some kind of privileged information that can be gained only from specialist sources (Twitter, Facebook, niche forums etc.), unavailable to the unenlightened. It implies that others are too stupid or sheeplike to work out for themselves who's right and who's wrong. A worthless and cliched attempt to show superiority when all else has failed.

You're right there.

We didn't have much choice about the Danes and the French, who were colonial oppressors. The Dutch were invited in to get rid of a left-footer and by Victoria's marriage they were all the same family anyway. I had assumed you were quite keen on William III. It's all fucking Greek to me.

Robes, golden coaches, colourful rituals with men in tights; you can see they might like it. And ring-kissing. I wonder how they'll deal with pronouns: Ze Majesty sounds a bit... foreign.

So once qualified, he'll be well-equipped for a career in shelf-stacking and car-park trolley collection.

If this is the level of your communication skills, then I'm not surprised the poor cunt didn't understand.

The Act of Settlement wasn't repealed until 2013. They even let women in now.

It's alarming that anyone holding a position of power could be so deluded as to believe in any of the silly fairy-stories,

Mollycroft roof on the varda.