ChildeHarold

They have fat ears too. You was the wedding singer. Did you get your shekels?

I would connect a flexible hose to your large colon using the most painful method available then force feeding you tins of Tesco Value Baked Beans and harnessing the resulting methane to fuel my green odyssey. I can feel your excitement.

As opposed to popping out of a dried up wadi every so often to pour scorn on a newcomer.

"riding the site" I thought all racing was off?

You cunt. Insulting Benidorm Madge like that. She's a prime specimen of Grandmother MILF right up your Tin Pan Alley Joker. Mind you she might need quarantining at both ends if she goes anywhere near you.

Go sonewhere else cocksniffer, there's plenty of other threads on this site why jump on mine. YOU'RE NOT INVITED OR WANTED CUNT.

You'd like to fuck Benidorm Madge on a table in the Neptune Bar, if not on the actual stage in a live sex show.

You just fancy Benidorm Madge you Rooney cunt.

Correction, squirt instead of "pour" you thick cunt. Fat on the fucking brain as well as the heart and liver.

There is (or used to be?) a Charles Dickens pub in St Katherine's Dock by The Thistle Tower Hotel for the tourists and yachties. Fucking orrible plastic palace. The sort Tim "Greasy Spoon" Martin would love to run alcohol slot machines devoid of character. Right up your alley Jigger.

You clearly see the shanty town of temporary shacks offering condoms and candy floss constituting your destination a step up from the concrete prison you inhabit year round.

You just fancy the wheelchair bound granny.

Bill Sucks.

Your first reading book?

Like the distant windmills of your mind....

While I'm struggling get over to my nom again and get an eyeful of bronzed Madge an older GMILF just right for you.

But it is the only place I can be sure of bumping into you my idol!

Not before I heave my gigantic fat pimply arse next to you on our fully vaccinated Leger coach tour of the Black Forest and steel industry of the Ruhr valley. I shall wile away the long hours on the autobahn playfully tormenting you and indulging in harmless strategies of breaking your will to live.

The Prickshit Papers, Oliver Twix, Nickelarse Knickersbe, Hard Throbbing Cock (er... Times) Larry David Copperfield....

I am sensing a degree of aggression.

Incoherent plebian

I see withdrawal symptoms from the Fox are turning into full blown delirium tremens. Luckily A&E is nearby.... wear a mask.

Always crying to the teacher. Can we have some homework please Sir! You forgot the homework Sir! Can I stay behind after school Miss? Will you spank me Sir? Where do you keep the cane Sir? Can I bring in a harder slipper? Please Sir can I be ritually humiliated in assembly Monday morning?

Oh sorry my good gentlwanker and my felicitations to your family in their chocolate box cottage and Charles Dickhead stories. Your humble and beautiful (predictive text) obedient cunt

I just want to save the planet and am willing to sacrifice Fatty to do it. A big loss but it can't be helped.