ChildeHarold

Is that one lot of praise now and (vaguely) one later, or is that one praise now and fuck off don't come back you cunt?

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Johnson's Fake Government at the Car Service: "just half a clutch please, I'll have the other half put in next year" at the Greengrocers: "half a carrot and half an onion please for my half stew tonight" in the Lav: No 1 never a No 2! uni: just the first year please and Part One exams, I'll leave the rest to another time, I'll fib about qualifications on my CV Gulf War: half soldiers kit and protective items romantic dinner for two: share a glass and half a bottle of pink wine, one napkin, share a pork chop, one sprout each, skip dessert face mask: cut it in half to get two out of one Dentist: "Mr ChildeHarold you need a couple of fillings (probably due to those one sugars you've been having in your tea) but NHS can only have half." ChildeHarold: "Oh wise government I will be grateful just to have one filling done." LIES AND CONFUSION: why be mean? Fill your boots. The more the better. Loads to go round. Pub Landord: "Good evening sir, what can I do you for?" Me: "A double scotch please." Landlord: "Sorry, no doubles. Only singles."

So you have established both sides contain eccentric bastards who would be a disgrace to Adolf Hitler, General Pinochet, Attila the Hun, Benito Mussolini, Pol Pot ad nauseum

With whom am I having the pleasure?

Yours.

The old lady gazed through the chintz drapes of her window at the splendid Provencal landscape glittering in the sunbeams of an idyllic Autumn day her eyes slowly closing for the last time. Alas she was dead.

I notice your posts are getting more concise and concerned with the great political issues of our times. Have you thought of a career at the OU? * *in the post room

There's a lot of good stuff in this post which I'm going to use with your permission. Oh what the fuck I'm 'aving it anyway.

Well the tone of some of the posts on here is becoming drab and humourless and when you try to inject something funny you are just cut to pieces. I thought you should be raising the general standard not defending a few of the lowest common denominators on this site to whom I'm simply returning what they send out. LOL Happy New Year

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The basics Covid Infections and Deaths as of yesterday Italy 2047696 71925 UK 2329730 71109 France 2562646 63109 Spain 1879413 50122 Germany 1651834 30126 SATISFIED CUNTS?

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Stick to nom mongoloid

Italy 2047696 71925 UK 2329730 71109 France 2562646 63109 Spain 1879413 50122 German1651834 30126 satisfied CUNT?

So Sir Jim Ratty Ratcliffe, Lewis's tax avoiding (£4 bn) nextdoor neighbour, is an "OK" guy?

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Wow those red pants. ChildeHarold would look great in them.

I get the feeling it's cos hiz black, not cos he is a fucking tax rat along with Sir Jim Ratty Ratcliffe your fucking brexit god. Go and have a fucking wank. Cunt