ChildeHarold

Does that include the medical procedure for stripping out Roadkill's spinal cord and feeding it to ratcum? I claim that technique and look forward to elevation to the Lords for inventing it, olus my other concerned with Billy Smarts Circus.

Since you both know more about the travelling community than you let on you should find the whole concept of transitioning, as in moving from one place which you recently desecrated, to a better life on another (sufficiently unprotected) site, where you can allow the rubbish to pile uo, local crime rates to escalate and whilescake intimidation of local residents to take place, as in, as in as in... young copper gets killed under a car by tea leaves on the nick and guy breaks into house like a common thief and goes down in a genuine struggle, henceforth the innocent party is terrorised out of their house despite the laws of the land by the families of the villian. So want a parcel? LOL

Given your short term memory problem due to alcoholic poisoning of the brain the "when" isn't relevant.

Too many words, too much effort.

Do the Wood Choppers and the stonecutters ever have a ball?

What I meant was there was a gliding accident up Eric Cuntman's arse and he didn't even notice. Yes, as for Dick Emery I've heard conflicting stories about he was arrogant and he was generous so who knows? There was a great profile of him on TV showing his last TV appearance struggling with ill health which I believe is on YouTube. Comes from the Golden Age of TV when you could genuinely settle down and be entertained. Unlike today with TV made by creeps for creeps.

Trying too hard. Rocky - you are not a contender.

You just try too hard you make me fucking sick. Get a life.

Doesn't chime with your Gammon view of the world.

Why is it all fucking "left wing" with you? You indoctrinated fuck.

You mean "premature ejaculation" You miss him don't you

Died in a glider accident.

You seem to enjoy it.

It's always somebody else, like a newbie, starting it. You fucking playground arsehole.

Have you booked your procedure?

Are you sharing with the bat you caravan scum bag?

That's what the bat says - loving it....

Well fuck me. I knew Brexit would have some downsides, but I didn't think I'd have to undergo gender re-assignment in order to leave the EU. Will it mean I'll start transitioning starting with a sort of Dominic Cummings asexual, turdish, nerdish look, ending in a blossoming into Dick Emery's Mandy? "Oh, you are awful. But I like you" Let's get going. A couple of big melons please.

Blackie was the one "sleeping" in The League of Gentleman, or was it Whiskey? Euthanised by mistake.

That's minature golf as played to perfection next door to Dreamland Southend. Are you entering the Egg Cup Championship Trophy next year?

You can't afford a car.

On that subject. Why is the fact that ChildeHarold has come in for some relentless abuse from the off and been sanctioned for retakiating, but the fuckers ChildeHarold reported are sailing on with two fingers stuck up in the air. Unusually, considering where they usually stick their digits. I sense insider dealing and a bit of Bob's Your Uncle going on.

It's probably living in that fucking stupid beard on your prick face.

I lived for six months in the Bahamas, I won't tell which part as they're still looking for me, and can swear blind I saw a family of mixed race piccannies that were the splitting image, though better looking, of Punkape.

Is that where you get your sweet tooth?