ChildeHarold

White Power Bill is seeing the way of the Zen Master ChildeHarold.

Does this thread have anything to do with reporting a stolen Oystercard?

Hull isn't the end of the line. It's just the beginning of the transition.

We're alive!

Your family is the last place to look for political loyalty. I am warming to Stanley. He is like the late great George Brown in Harold Wilson's government, of whom he said "George immatures with age". Brown had an excuse, being tipsy a lot of the time. But Stanley is pure old fool... there's no fool like....

You clearly didn't learn the lesson the first time round when he was Mayor. Half way through most Londoners wanted to get rid of him.

So fucking predictable and despicable. Happy New Year you Hunk of Steaming Shit.

I noticed Bog Finder General, Vincent Dawn Chorus, gave you a Like. Warning: don't be fooled. He is a deviant squirrel.

Shouldn't you be fucking the local stray dog on New Years Day as a special treat.

It goes rather well with the foie gras and Duchy of Lancaster table water wafers.

I expect as Brexit Banality tightens its little paws on the Un-united Kingdom, and standards and intellect plunge across the board, Billious will become more and more at home.

Yeah. You're so fucking cool aren't you?

You seem to be an expert guide in the field, a short of sherpa of the shitter.

For the well known inglorious brexit bastards on this site, they would substitute Stanley the old man for his preference for French wine and cheese.

I tried that last year and it didn't work. Stanley is inviting me and a friend to a French cheese and wine party tonight. Fancy coming?

Why bother?

Lifted straight out of DMAX's "UFOs UNCLASSIFIED"

I think Philip and the Coat of Many Colours standing in for Jason Donovan/ITV Good Morning moving in for John Leslie has been DONE before. But he is such a vile gold digger he deserves a whole Corner of his own. I applaud your efforts to sink and besmirch his depraved career.

Fancy a threesome then on New Year's Day or just tri-curious?

Seeing you are in a charitable mood and you've already lavished a shed load of warm praise on my head (please desist from the facial jokes) can we end the year with some more nice words for ChildeHarold?

Are you still polluting the last dregs of the 2020 internet?

However, the Ghost of Stanley Johnson Past is said to lurk in the dykes and ditches of the Broads. I am sure you've already had a paranormal encounter in your own white Disco?

Thought of applying for the shit stirrer role in Entourage?

Couple of brains sounds like you've already had a couple of scotch jabs. In Johnson's universe you can only have singles.

Try doing a nom of your own instead of defiling everything that's put up. It might restore your self respect.