ChildeHarold

Yep, cheap laughs and some of it quite nasty.

Fancy guesting on Top Gear, One Cunt and a Car (which is also a cunt)

Their tracking is first class. Have you ever been given a DPD slot?

Do they still have them at Hampton Court? I don't think they're fashionable anymore anyway. I had a pheasant land in the back yard, probably completely thrown off course during a shoot. It rested for awhile in the shed, then by the morning it had gone. Hope it was OK. I have never seen the point of killing anything with a gun, or for that matter any sort of hunting. Seems like legalised cruelty in this day and age. I pat £1.75 extra for free range bacon. You get that way as you get older.

OK I think they'll be thrilled.

Do you mind if I ask a question of an expert? Are there any "adult" board games that might serve as suitable novelty presents this Yuletide?

Amen (3 amens on Sunday)

So it's not because you fart in people's faces a la Family Guy?

That's a fucking pigeon. Bollocks to all this bird shit. Clean out the cage, dispose of the kilo sack of Trill and GET BACK TO NORMAL!

Have you tried her sausages?

I totally and unambiguously agree with the statement about ChildeHarold's posts which for the first time I'm finding worth reading. Fuck off whitey.

There's a lot of dad/son hugging on telly, it seems to be a routine thing they write into the script, plus close ups of the faces while hugging. I do agree it does seem a bit excessive as a dramatic or comedy device* But basically I think in real life you're making a beef out of nothing so fuck off with a pretty weak nomination. If this is the best you can do after two months off work I suggest you get back in the freezer and you can lock it from the inside and we'll then send a note to Netanyahu saying there's a Hamas leader hiding in there. LOL * American Pie, Meet the Fuckers, Carlito's Way, The Godfather

But there's enough about the look of the man to tell he's a right cunt.... I think MPs have to suck it up if confronted by hecklers and if responding do so in terms commensurate with the golden chains and great hairy balls of office.

For years I thought she was the one with the false leg.

By fucking "work" he means sitting on your arse all day eating jam donuts. I have seen no work ethic in the garden blackbird except a bully that is greedy, cunning and territorial. Would do well on the West Bank in a settlement.

I like a good midrange, not so much on the bottom but a big top..... oooargh those tone controls are a bit thingy. By the way the new Beatles song is shit, still more money in the bank for the survivors and poor little Julian. I'm fucking surprised the story is Yoko "gave" McCartney the demo tape. From the cunt who is as fucking mean as a pawn shop in the Bronx? Can you believe it?

The female blackbird is often larger than the male and no way is "little". I think you are witnessing something else and extremely perverted in your back yard. You first instinct was correct. You have the makings of a fine twitcher good old Bill Oddie would be proud of. Now fuck off back to the RSPB.

Don't you believe it.

I like this succinct summary in the style of that Hitchens cunt from the Daily Conservative, very thorough and very truthful.

I read this far too quickly and got "she's started shitting on me". That's what skimming does to the brain.

Anybody who has witnessed Andrew Mitchell's "Fuck off" to a police officer on gate duty at Parliament or the latest grubby chapter in the tory MP abusing a heckler with "Why don't you go back to Beirut" will wonder what you call "typical left wing behaviour". I rather tend to see Dec's tailing off at the end as poetic licence in the face of the Establishment biscuit. The biscuit you fucking break your teeth on because it's constructed by cunts and reinforced with the stupid brain dead agreement/subservience of other cunts of which there seems to be an oversupply in the UK and USA.

I would definitely do a black bird Oddie style.

I heard he took three double doses of flu vaccine to each buttock just for the hell of it. The cunt lives dangerously considering it was an alley at 2.00 am in the morning outside XL Gay Club London Bridge Arches. PS never been there, read about it, somewhere, I think, maybe....

Concrete slippers, chain and heavy weights round the neck. Wrapped in a tarp.

He was the acid tongued trolley dolly of CC Airlines.