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Valerie Leon. Phwooooaaarrr.

After Storm Eunice he's going to be to busy to post here, he's now posting on Dutch websites asking if people find his wig could they send it to a YMCA in Wolverhampton.

Are you sure? Is there no introspection? There's three mods, one is a know it all megalomaniac who seems to be the ying to the yang of another that has gone 200% tinfoil. The only partially sane one has died of sheep AIDS, God rest his sole (velcro gloves being listed on eBay soon). As others have said, release Withers and the bent golfist. The place needs an intracardiac adrenaline injection just now.

No, but you can suck my dick if you want.

New Zealand is playing Barry Manilow on loop in an attempt to dissipate Covid mandate protesters. Never before have I heard of such cruel and inhumane treatment of human beings.

You're going to need to up your game considerably if you think you're going to get close to challenging for that title, MC. Several hits of trimetazidine may assist with the necessary verbal quadruple salchows.

I love this thread. The only comparable work of literary excellence and fact based dialogue that I can think of is the Sunday Sport.

Four letters, _ _ i t , found on the bottom of bird cages. Yes, it's grit. Btw, what the fuck is Wordle?

He's a Muslim too. Do you think that will help him achieve his goal?

Don't know about the battering, but it's a fair bet there'll be plenty of dried on batter mix. Feel free to get your nose in there, we won't tell your Mrs.

Whilst I'd agree that football is for rapists, slack-arsed Ys and lesbians these days, it still requires some gumption to front up to hard balls slapping you in the face at 90mph. Fnarr.

Are you sure you're northern and not Afghani? Stubby will instinctively know who this top level cunt was.

So is Ming, but she's still with us and providing valuable service to wider society by keeping a hairy backed swarthy cunt away from the bushes of your local park. Who knew Putin is actually Greek?

Fuck me, Willy. You don't half rack up the miles

Fucking hell, Vladimir Putin is Frank's dad!

Hmmm. C-

If you put him in all white he'd be Douglas Jardine.

Twat.

You should know that taking the piss out of the Cornish is a hate crime, Bilbo. If you'd like to rewrite this in a charming Norfolk dialect so I can understand it, it would be most appreciated.

I think she might have been referring to your sex life, Bill. After all, if you can't strike it lucky in the first 3 attempts, the wrinkly, worn out 4th is unlikely to drag you away from Xhamster. If I were you I'd take the slight personally and go for the jugular.

As a Englishman through and through, I can't fault a word you say. If I were Russian though, I'd fucking love this bloke (not in a physical way you understand) because of the way he gives the middle finger to all and sundry. For this reason I can't entirely dislike him.

Wasn't there another one recently who claimed to be blessed with hands made for playing the piano? I'll be fucked if I can remember who it was though.

It's the natives' accents that do my head in. Listening to the Ulster lot is akin to having a SDS drill with a 20mm bit ream out a hole between one ear and the other. Don't even get me started on the female announcer on Film 4 that refers to it a Filem 4. Arrrrggghhhhh!

It's no wonder that the waxworks on Regent Road closed, just walking on the street is akin to free entry to a freak show. Starting at the seafront and walking towards Market Gates, one's senses would be assaulted by every conceivable variety of draggers and dribblers. The average weight of the people you pass, who are likely to have life expectancies 20 years below national average, would typically be measured in tonnes. The majority will be wearing cheap, Chinese made, throw away clothes that are 3 sizes too small in order to show off their gelatinous sweaty bodies to best effect. Many will be hanging on to their pit bull type mongrel for dear life as it attempts to rip the throat out of the 1% meat hot dog and burger vendors. As your senses approach overload and the horror is beginning to fully take hold, you realise that the worst has been left until last. You arrive at the triangulation of scumbags that is the Troll Cart, McDonald's and Market Gates, and there, at the centre of it, is the favoured haunt of the puppet man...

This is not the recent news story that has me most concerned, Bilbo. Apparently, Suck dick has put [won't] caress-a-dick on notice because a number of plod have been telling black (no pun intended) jokes. Apparently, the Met "needs to urgently show it has an effective plan for restoring the trust and confidence of Londoners in the police and to drive out the culture of racism, homophobia, bullying and misogyny". If you thought it was already open season on blokes that might harbour anything less than bleeding-heart-liberal opinions, you've seen nothing yet.