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Try to think of a booster akin to putting the country on high terror alert. It primes the body for an unspecified attack that is likely to be similar, but not identical, to previous attacks (i.e dusky people wearing bomb laden vests in public places). Think of the cold that's been going around for the last few months which has incorrectly been reported as some kind of super cold. The truth is that most people have been exposed to no germs of significance during their isolation / lockdown. The body's immune system gets rather lazy under such circumstances and therefore diseases take a firmer hold before the fight back begins. The immune memory wanes. There is value in a booster. Given that it's not tuned to the latest highly mutated variant it's probably not going to stop people from being infected, but it will, without doubt, prevent hospitalisations and deaths.

I stand corrected. 3-1? You're an optimist, I'll give you that. The team selection was shocking for this last test. The English batting line up is too brittle to effectively compete on fast tracks and I'm not convinced the Aussie version of the pink ball will do us any favours. I fear the best we can hope for is whitewash avoidance.

Given last night's result are you relieved the 5th test now won't be held at the WACA? 4-0 is my prediction, but maybe I'm being optimistic.

Not true. This is very enlightening to Panzy, who, at last count, had 143 brain cells. Unfortunately he's loaned a single brain cell to each of the 139 cousins in his extended Catholic family so they can remember to breathe. Worst corner poster in history? Fuck me, there's a long list of nominees for that award. As shite as he is, I'm skeptical that CM makes top 10. It does mean, despite his best efforts, he's shite at being shite.

Fucking trannies. They always manage to win the women's long distance pissing event.

If Teenwolf were a heroin addict:

So if I see a maskless person carrying 2 sacks of spuds and singing The Sash in my local supermarket I'll know in advance that they'll be sold out of tin foil?

I've been to both Norway and Russia more times than I can count on my 24 fingers and toes. You're mostly right. Russian women are smoking and even the relatively plain ones make the absolute best of themselves. Unfortunately, they seem to have latent genes that express themselves in their late 30s when they go downhill very rapidly. I can take or leave the Noggies, too many massive headed Tefal types and surprisingly few blondes. Swedish women though, classy through and through.

Frankly, I'm surprised you weren't there fingering Allegra whilst she was photocopying her arse. Are you sure you haven't got a scan of her labia suctioned to the copier glass? It could bring the government down, DC.

Pile of shit, so to speak. Are you sure it's not senility and he's shitting in the bidet, DC?

Despite Stubby's legendary stealth, the amphibians of the the South West have grown accustomed to the approach of size 10 DMS boots and prepare accordingly.

Priorities all wrong there, Stubbs. Photos, DNA analysis, peer reviewed paper, new species recognised, name it after some cunt you dislike, size 10 boot and wipe it off on a red list plant.

@Stubby Pecker? Have you ever given a reptile (not Ereptile) one off the cuff?

Don't worry, Drew. County before country I say. No matter how hard you try, you'll never be as bad as Frank. That makes you OK in my book. Faint praise, but it's all I've got.

It went to Roops for a check up and this is what happened. Amphibian Rob Beckett.

Husband? It's the 2020s. Good luck to you both.

He has a range of Action Man & Barbie socks for servicing Great Crested newts. It's a shit job, but someone has to save the planet.

Little bit trigger happy there old bean.

In a with a whiskey chaser sort of way. It takes all sorts. Fortunately, no animals are harmed in the the production of Stubby's favourite beverage.

You stupid fucking cunt. Stubby isn't a bricklayer, he's a highly educated man that wanks off newts for a living. An apology is required.

Fucking fuck. Try to imagine, if you dare, Rosie sitting on your face and elephant man noshing on your old chap simultaneously. Only a seriously depraved cunt could maintain wood.

Strange name for a horse.

Q. What animal has a cunt half way up its back? A. A police horse. Race horses also now.

Gollum.