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You really should read that, and my previous comment, back if you want to know nonsensical. No insight, it was speculation, as written. You do understand that concept? How do you explain his Russia first attitude? Like almost everything else he did he envisaged some angle that likely benefited him. China didn't fuck up the world with a pandemic (which you seem now to be acknowledging when you seemed to think it was fake previously), but Russia definitely are rather generous with the nerve agents and cyber attacks. Didn't Russia put bounties on the heads of American troops? Is that not a threat to America? Would you advocate the whole world black-balling the UK if in the future some pandemic originated here? It's not impossible, it's just statistically unlikely. Simply by virtue of China having a seventh of the world population, pandemics are most likely to originate there. You're a fucking idiot and I'm sick of people tip-toeing around you and other big breasts [sic] here because they are afraid of challenging the establishment. Stick to playing with lego and plasticine, it's all your intellect can truly grasp. Fucking deranged idiot. 4 more years (in jail)!

Putin isn't particularly concerned with global dominion or empire building, but he's slowly moving Russia back to a one party state. However, if he's given a chance he'll roll into Ukraine and Belarus without a second thought, if he thinks he can get away with it. Hence the reason not to be soft on him. The bigger problem in Ukraine was their cosying up to the EU, rather than Nato, and a somewhat east-west divided population. I don't subscride to this dementia Joe BS either. The bloke's got a speech impediment, he's not mentally impaired. Yes he's old, probably too old. To be fair, I'm not sure many people over 70 have the energy for a job like that and Trump is only a few years younger. That dementia dog shit is only lapped up by the mentally deficient that are willing to be spoon fed complete bollocks to fit their narrative. I personally dislike most Democrat policy, particularly the opinions of the left wing, but I believe, if Biden can control those lefty excesses of his party, that he'll be a better than average president.

Jesus fucking Christ, Bill, even a MAGA loony like you has to recognise how soft on Putin Trump was. Fuck knows the reason for it, but there was something rather odd, if not slightly disturbing, about it. Maybe he thought he was self serving and would get more favourable treatment when doing business in Russia once his time as president was up? If that's so, unfortunately for Trump, now his power has utterly evaporated he's of zero use to Putin and will be told to go fuck himself.

Are you shoving it up your arse? If so, definitely. Are you using it in public? Then probably. Are you just using at home, sat on the sofa in your tweeds and smoking jacket, whilst telling your beloved to "get in the kitchen and make my fucking dinner"? If so, juries out, but you probably just about get the benefit of the doubt. You should have gone full Gandalf DNA60 and grown a fucking massive beard.

China aside, you've surely got to admit that being soft on Putin as Trump was (allegedly due to the existence of kompromat) is not a particularly good idea. He's a dictator by any definition and given an inch he's always going to take a mile. His strong arm international diplomacy appeals domestically, but he gives not two fucks about what those outside Russia think, almost regardless of the consequences. Better to stand up to the fucker than to suck his cock, as Trump did.

Could I have a P please, Bob?

I'd bet someone, in Japan most likely, is selling jars of fanny fart. Weird fuckers.

The vendor of those must need to eat lots of curry and baked beans to keep the production line going.

Eight out of ten Down's sufferers with severe learning difficulties think he's a stupid fucking cunt.

A lamb phall.

You mean this bit? Consider it Exposure Therapy. No need to thank me.

You must have shat yourself the first time you watched Pulp Fiction.

Fucking hell. I'm not ProfB, or that inbred.

I think too many 'tips' up there might be half the problem. I've got a great remedy to solve your rectal pain. Shove a fucking big knife into the side of your head.

A name like his certainly lends itself to being cyberstalked. I'd definitely check out Jazz's profile for a laugh, if only I could remember the twat's surname.

Let's see what this does for you... I take it you're not mainlining horse then?

He also said "No enemy bomber can reach the Ruhr. If one reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Goering. You may call me Meyer." Hermann Meyer's pronouncements weren't particularly inciteful.

They must read the same websites as KB. If we started a conspiracy theory that all food was being tampered with by the government to some unspecified nefarious end perhaps all the idiots would starve to death and the average IQ of the population would significantly increase.

I've had multiple people blurt out, when they discover that I take four, or sometimes more, insulin injections a day, 'I could never inject myself'. I typically reply, you'd die then. They usually think twice about the absurdity of their statement after that. There's little that people won't do when it's a matter of survival. As such, fuckers that complain endlessly about needles are simply being crybaby cunts, as Pen suggested earlier.

I was going to start carping on about the 4 injections a day that I self administer, but I figured no one would give a fuck. I suppose I could regale people with the tale of having just under 100ml of fluid removed from under a knee cap with a needle the size of a knight's lance. It's a boring as fuck, but better than hearing about an eye injection for the 25th time.

You cunt. You beat me to it by seconds!

Really, I never knew that. Tell us all about it, again. Punkape has several meat infections a day, but you don't hear him banging on about it.

Shipment number: 48876453628790 Your DHL Parcel driver will be with you on 15th January at 19:58. We hope you enjoy you new dreadful, mouthy, fucking prick.

That sounds a little more complicated than changing an o ring. Are you sure it wouldn't be better to employ a specialist and pay him several hundred quid? Maybe he could service your water cannon at the same time?

I'm sure he'd be pleased to oblige you. All you have to do is fuck off.