Goober

I was about the same age when I got the Mk3. My brother had a BSA Meteor. The Mk3 does nicely for grey squirrels in the garden though. Anything larger than that that needs sorting and it's time to open the gun cabinet.

I think my Webley Mk3 would have had its chips after one shot.

I'm glad you didn't accidentally delete this bit.

Arsti Spermante, Shirley?

Hairy nipples? I've just done a little sick in my mouth.

I may need some help with my bedtime cocoa. Could you express some breast milk for me, mum? Half a pint should do it.

Unfortunately, I can picture it now. Drew setting aside his usual limit of five 2 litre bottles of cheap cider. Roops persuading herself that opening the 4th bottle of Pinot is a good idea and Punkape pushing the boat out with two bottles of single malt shoved up his arse (empty from a bottle bank of course).

I did the first two already. Have you been reading my diary again? Do you feel like it could get messy on here tonight? Everyone stuck at home drinking with no where to go...

I do hope you're not a Tractor Boy, Whoopass.

I know a bloke who claims, quite adamantly, to have slurped Delia's clam chowder at a conference. I suspect it was well seasoned.

Budgies are gay. This destroys all before it: OTBC. Fuck off.

I suspect you're in a minority of one there, Eric.

Never let the actual truth get in the way of giving the site's spastic-of-the-month a damn good hiding. It's now officially 'Corner truth'. I'm convinced, but only because it's a fitting narrative to beat the cunt over his coiffured head with.

It's more like an unproven theory based on Roops' anecdotal evidence, but it's one we should all embrace. The highlighted, permed mullet, Nicky Clarke-esque, stupid fucking cunt.

There's nothing admirable about being that fucking thick. I bet he's got a permed mullet.

Probably not the first o-ring he's stretched either, the stupid fucking hairdressing cunt.

Cacke Rosberg.

Anything more than 2m above sea level in Norfolk is on as hill. Fuck off.

Emerson Shittipaldi

You missed a trick retiring when you did. You could've been sitting in your surgery taking just three phone calls a day and still getting paid full whack. Then there's the £12.58 per jab that'll be paid for administering the covid vaccines. With each GP averaging over 2000 registered patients and each requiring two doses you could have bought half of Western Australia if you'd worked another two years.

Maybe Cyril Smith left it to him in his will.

It's possible that jacket fitted once upon a time but AIDS related emaciation has made the closeted poof look fucking ridiculous in it.

2013.

Which is precisely why I ignored it.

I don’t see anyone getting wound up, it’s just differing opinions. As I said, CC isn’t a kid’s playground, but too many comments of this ilk don’t do the site any favours. My point was that I’ve no reason to believe that Doreen Lawrence wouldn't choose to have her child back rather than a seat in the House of Lords, no matter how much of a little cunt he was whilst alive. The vast majority of contributors to this site, if not all, are white and it's likely that we're all prejudiced to varying degrees. I definitely don’t exclude myself from that. In my opinion though, this comment crossed a line. It’s not based on any evidence, just opinion about one person stemming from prejudice alone. I won’t deny that Eric makes some good points about how the media increasingly portrays white people these days, but conflating the comment about Doreen Lawrence with honour killings is misleading to say the least. The latter (in my very limited knowledge of the subject) more often than not being perpetrated by brothers, cousins, uncles etc. (rather than mothers) not to improve one’s standing, but as an extremely fucked-up way to address continuing dishonour, as these warped religious fuckwits perceive it, being brought on their families. They're very different issues indeed.