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Why the fuck did Capt Tom get a SPOTY award? Did he win the London Marathon this year as well? Jumping on the bandwagon cunts.

Jesus fucking wept. There's a field that needs several thousand land mines set in it.

I knew I'd seen you out shopping, Drew.

Regardless of his heritage, he's still a native, whereas you're just an ex pat that's secretly despised by everyone around you. You come on here merrily slagging off the UK, but to any born and bred New Zealander you're probably only to happy to tell them how shit their country is compared to 'back home'. The Aussies and English have a cordial and respectful dislike for each other derived from many shared values, which is largely expressed by slagging off each other's cricketers. New Zealand is admittedly picturesque, but still backward and completely irrelevant to everyone except those that live there.

That makes a pleasant change. You and your scouse brethren are usually out robbing at midnight.

You far, far more than most it seems. In a rather long winded way, as is my wont, I guess what I was saying is, when you're wrong don't pick fights you can't win and if you so choose you could find your niche here. Unfortunately you seem incapable of stopping digging when you find yourself in a hole. That being so, have fun reaping what you're sowing.

When it comes to Cunts Corner I might appear green to you, but looks can be deceptive. I first landed on this site when it was virtually lawless. Eric, Decimus and their peers were torn new ones when they arrived here, far more so than you pampered fucking pricks these days, but even by then it was a pale imitation of the savagery of a few years before. If you want to slug it out be my guest. However, when you're wrong, you're wrong and it's pointless trying to deflect with dog shit comments like this. Better just to admit you made a prick of yourself and everyone moves on. I've given you some latitude and tried to give you a chance because it looked, for a while, as you had a chance of making the grade. Unfortunately you've been making yourself look a complete tool recently and pinning your flag to Johnny's pole isn't going to help you. Nobody gives a fuck how tough you think you are, carry on in this vein and it's either back to Mumsnet or a straightjacket for you.

Firstly, you were needlessly and incorrectly arguing the toss. So you'll execuse me for correcting you and putting you in your place. Since you raised it though, it does make a difference. Perhaps you hadn't noticed, we threw off the shackles of these child molesting, witch burning cunts almost 500 years ago and for centuries it was a weeping sore in this country. My only regret is we didn't eradicate all of them. I despair that kids seem to have followed in the footsteps of Americans and now celebrate Halloween every year rather than rejoicing in the death and burning an effigy of a Catholic traitor every 5th of November.

Are Aussies allowed to travel to NZ at the moment? If so I'd happily pay for your flight there so you can throttle the fucking spastic. You boys gave the Indians a good spanking yesterday. Don't expect it to be so easy next year.

He became CoE whilst still at school. Regardless, if you think this fop believes in anything except his own aggrandizement you're an even bigger idiot than I had you marked down as. For the third and last time, we've never had a Catholic PM and I hope we never will.

I'd recommend simply leaving them to cosy up to Frank in their desperation and seeing how that plays out. Frank might be washed up these days, but he can still stab these fuckers in the back. I wouldn't like to say with what though.

I'm more than capable of doing that myself. Unlike you, it seems, I have an IQ above 60. To quote you 'was definitely a practicing one whilst in office'. Who's being the fucking idiot here? I'll give you a clue, it's not me.

Your point is? Despite being anointed in Catholic priest piss, Boris isn't a Catholic and hasn't been one for many, many years. So, once more we've never had a Catholic PM. If you're trying to make a point do try to get your facts straight.

Using Match of the Day as a measure, where 20 seconds of each match's 5 minutes coverage is taking the knee, this would, by my reckoning mean there's going to be 8 minutes of this shit in 2 hours of Spoty. I won't be watching. Black Lives mean absolutely fuck all to me.

Spot on, Eric. This useless wanker just keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper. It won't end well.

Next Catholic Prime Minister???? That would imply that there's already been one, but there hasn't. Idiot. When you want a wild goose for your table, where do you buy them, Punkers?

You're joking, right? In my youth I lived in Yorkshire for 3 years and I can say from experience that the women there need no luring. They are more likely to beat you in the head with a hammer before dragging you back to their cave. A Saturday night out there should have come with a health warning. Filthy Northern animals.

I hope you two haven't been attempting 23 positions in a one-night stand, again.

This is shocking and absolutely disgraceful, Stubby. You should be ashamed of having a Facebook account.

To give her her due though, Christina would suck you inside out through your cock. It's that leathery old hag sealion Dion I can't abide.

You've seen things that people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. You watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time for Dyslexic and Johnny to die.

It was Judge trying out the dildos, wasn't it? I miss Rothers. He'd like the current crop of idiots.

He's trying to lay a trap and tempt someone into calling him a nonce. Either that or he's hoping someone will follow his instruction and he'll actually get some visitors this Christmas. It's pathetic.

How wonderful. Punkape.exe has a new line of code. It must be Christmas.

That patch has now surpassed 5 years and it's drier than a cadaver's fanny.