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Dyslexic cnut

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  1. Would that be ‘Zues’ the Ancient Greek god who lives on Mount Omlypus and is the King of God’s and dyslexia? Always been a inspiration to me TF...
  2. Which probably rules you out, softshite.
  3. You really are something of a cunt, after all.
  4. Shallow cunts. I saved £4.20 on my rectal elasticity safety insurance because of this bloke so you can mock his delivery all you want you bunch of shallow, malfiscal idiots. Let’s see how clever you are when your inoperable prolapses occur with insufficient monetary coverance.cunts.
  5. KITTEN EYES n.Of a lucky lady who has just received a hefty load of hot fish yoghurt in her face, to have difficulty peeling her eyelids apart, in a manner reminiscent of a three-day old baby cat opening it’s minces for the first time. ‘Aw bless. She’s got kitten eyes look.’ ’Quick. Freeze the frame, your Holiness. I’m nearly there.’
  6. ‘The old theory was that you build up expertise by doing GCSEs, A-Levels, a degree, MSC, PhD and then rise to the top-and they might call on you to run an emergency like a pandemic.’ But not with this bunch of cunts because here comes pig-farm Dido. Chum of Old Etonians, at Oxford with the pig-fucker general (the irony?) and married to the Cunt that’s desperate to privatise the NHS by stealth. The track and trace system is now fucked....wonder why? These cunts need to be jailed...this vacuous sow has no background in healthcare and no business being anywhere near the position her chums have put her in. She needs killing along with the cunts who positioned her. Nepotistic bacon-faced Cunt.
  7. Beat me to outing this greedpig cunt by an hour, so...good nom.👍🏿
  8. Fuck off...I’d rather Dai than be Welch. The half-breed bint is still alive but her vulva, ovaries and cervix died in the early ‘90’s after she spent some time with a very tall Geordie detective. Alledgedly. Adultress-darkie-crooning cunt.
  9. Comments like that may lead to me send our squadron of Steinbachers down to your place, and I’m sure you know what will happen then? You feather-fucking bellwipe.
  10. First to sign an ‘understanding’ with old Adolph in the early thirties incidentally and On-time-trains Benito...the list is endless.
  11. True. Who dreams these ads up? Would you look at the cunt’s cartoon, disfigured head and think...’Fuck Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s etc...that’s the place for me to buy food for my family?’ I hope they go bust..Big Paki corner shop cunts.
  12. French cnuts were firing at the landing craft on D Day....according to my Grandad. I’d still damage that bird who’s married to Sarkozy, in a perineum-rectum-tearing rampage with my swollen ‘prong d’amour’ but that’s just the sensitive romantic in me.
  13. Place is a shithole full of shitcunts...and now, spies! Fuck off Wools.
  14. Enough with the ‘noncery’ debate...surely the issue here is the Welsh cunt himself you pair of ‘thread hijacking cunts!’ ....etc...
  15. Agreed. Cock-eyed, curry-munching cunt. Waddya expect though, when twi of his tribe have just bought the place?
  16. I’m wondering if I got dressed up in a cub-scout uniform, would I be allowed in? 🙄 Duh!
  17. I forgot...this cunt was a teacher, social worker and spent most of his career working with ‘youths’ which is disturbing when one considers that his son is a nonce who’s on the paedo sex offenders register...there’s lovely isn’t it ?
  18. This snivelling, snidey Welsh Cunt is threatening the English, who basically fund his 3rd world shithole principality. Apparently, if any Englishman enters the hovel that this cunt has been put in charge of, by the English (kinda) if their world class police force don’t catch them (sniggers) then the inbred dwarf locals are to spy on them and then inform the authorities. For a start, the only reason to go to this dump is to visit one’s 2nd holiday home or buy fresh lamb (that may or may not taste of Welsh semen) and spend even more hard earned cash in the local community and fund the idle peasant’s economy further. So get fucked you snivelling jumped up, Mickey Mouse Cunt or we’ll dig up Edward I and have him chase your cowardly woolyback arse into a cave, after you’ve legged it, and lop your fuckin dwarf head off, just like he did to your last gobby leader..Llewelyn the Last. Hypocritical cottage-burning cunts the Welsh. I remember their ‘Independence’ heroes used to paint over the English part of their road signs as a protest...funny thing was, they never got round to the signs saying ‘vacancy’ or ‘rooms available.’ Shower of gobshites who we pay a fortune to to prop up a dead ‘language’ that’s little more than a gobfull of phlegm and mucus. Get fucked, duplicitous, grassing Welsh Cunt.
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