Dyslexic cnut

‘Last-wordery’ and of course, your staple ‘whataboutery.’ It’s not just that crushed velvet frock that’s Victorian, clearly. Tiresome, Emily Brontë mouthed cuntess.

Don’t bother Raaso. Fingered it, late 80’s. Stale pungent clout and I lost two sovereign rings, a wristwatch and a set of cuff links.

Oh the fucking irony.

Should’ve booby-trapped the gaff.

I take it our rancid, bald, bandy misfit failed to show-up yesterday?

Will your donor cock outlive you do you think, Pen? What kind of warranty did you get with it? You hefty-helmeted harridan…enjoy your Fray Bentos Easter Sunday dinner for one.

Dads bringing the flying fish.

Twats

I don’t get it. They’re either the biggest pair of shitcunts on here or they’re both stoned and up to no good. I hope it’s the latter because if it’s not, I’m getting to fuck out of here…it’s not what I signed up for. You still okay for the family dinner on Sunday? I’ve got that rum in that you asked for.

@Old Chap Raasclaat…never mind this shit. Decs and Baws are having a reach around wank about Busted and McFly. It has to be stopped for the sake of the Corner.

I’m fucking sickened and the main man’s only been nailed up for six hours. Fuck off, both of you.

Knock it off now.

To me, this is like Oliver Reed and Richard Burton confessing to being gaymosexual. Fuck off you let-down cunts.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Stall him.

Irony. Sometimes I lie.

The first time I saw this was on Antiques Roadshow in 2007. Frank…you’re abysmal.

Make your mind up, Pen…yesterday it was Ellesmere Port, today it’s Bebington and now I’m a Scouser. Has your cancerous eye gone milky yet? Because it will.

No idea. My day couldn’t have been more different than your’s. I’ve spent it with my wife, kids, in-laws, nephews, nieces, friends and my own, home-grown penis.

Really? I’ve just subscribed.

No. The cooler was ‘emptied’ which may not apply to those banned. His name is not on the members list (your’s is for obvious reasons). Myself and @Stubby Pecker have merely requested that if it’s not just the 3 month inactivity rule that has deleted him and he’s been banned…then bring him back. Incidentally, the Cunt hasn’t posted on here for a year and in that period he’s still been, by some considerable distance, far more entertaining than you. How’s the family this Easter?

Best give some thought to a suitable angle of attack…😉

You were far better when you were absent. Free Punkers you insufferable cuntess.

6. Checks @Ape™️’s profile…again.

I’m only trying to be helpful, Edward. Take your stick out of the hornet’s nest, it won’t end well for you. Now, fuck off.