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Dyslexic cnut

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  1. ‘Tiny Wanker,’ more like.
  2. Is this it’s latest reincarnation then? It’s a bit more ‘Sid’ than ‘Vicious.’
  3. You never started. Fuck off you disturbed little twat.
  4. A Corner romance & wedding. I have to say, what a well matched couple.
  5. Stubbs and Scotty back in one week. I’ve retracted my resignation from the board.
  6. It’s a new criteria. I’ve broken no rules and you know what an understanding soul he really is…
  7. She could be. Even when she’s wrong she solders on.
  8. Nice fella, Dion. Mrs Cnut’s facial woman’s sister married him & we’ve been on the out on the ale with them. I’ll tell you something, and I’ll tell you nothing less, for a gormless Toby-Jug faced slave, the man’s hand is never out of his pocket when he’s at the bar. Fair play.
  9. You idle fucking cunt. It’s high time you raised your fetid head and contributed. This place is dying on its arse.
  10. Third and final time, you graceless cunt…fuck off!
  11. An afternoon post for you means ‘rattled!’ You know what you said and you also know that you got destroyed. Suck it up, and, once again…fuck off!
  12. Excuse me but didn’t you dismiss the possibility that they could be used/existed for European travel because of an issue with their expiration period etc? Don’t have me troll through pages of shite just to prove you wrong, I mean, it’s not like you’re going to concede now is it? Anyway, I’m a bit pre-occupied sailing down the Tigris which I’m sure you can verify as soon as I pick up a signal as I pass through Anchorage. Fuck off.
  13. One of my earliest fingerees…true story.
  14. There’s one on that dancing programme that Mrs Cnut watches. I hate the programme and will happily sit in the garden in the rain to avoid it. I do, however, insist that she calls me in to watch when the stunted midget freak does her ‘dance.’ It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The poor little pint-sized Cunt thinks she’s normal, acceptable and people appreciate her dancing talent. The reality is, she’s a modern day Victorian freak show, hurled around the stage for comedic effect. I reckon Mengele treated them better. She’ll doubtless win if she announces her Dad fucked her and she’s now fond of nibbling minge.
  15. You did and you got your arse handed to you in a high-hat. For once, show a little humility…cuntess.
  16. I’m sorry to hear this. My 22year old, and all of his Uni mates have all refused to have it. As I stated in the early days of this jab palaver, they purchased blag vaccines certificates and travelled around Europe all summer and have had no hassle anywhere. But then again, maybe I’m a fucking liar because Roops insisted that blag vaccines passports couldn’t possibly be purchased. Well, they can and were as Bill originally stated. No retraction from the Cuntess was forthcoming, needless to say. I hope your lad makes a speedy recovery.
  17. Would that be a VAT free demise?
  18. Seen these cunts advertising on National TV? Can you knock one of these out for under a pony? https://www.balsamhill.co.uk/p/bh-nordmann-fir-artificial-christmas-tree?sku=2810163
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