Dyslexic cnut

This is a disturbing comment and won’t go unnoticed by the members.

Ape’s.

I wouldn’t know. I was educated by the Christian Brothers and my helmet and hoop remained intact from prep to the upper 6th.

Honest question, Punkers. When you felch your own semen from Mtembe’s anus…does it taste of chocolate?

Dense little twat.

One of several private schools were the acronym ‘R.E.’ stands for ‘rectal evisceration.’ Lol.

It’s on a poster in a Brighton std clinic.

Then why respond? Get back to writing movie reviews for Mencap Monthly, shitcunt.

Dobri ranok you dull little cunt.

First unjust ban from Roops and you’re crying? Fookin poof.

Doc?

It’s a pre-requisite to get back into that gaol.

Keep that quiet. I’ve used that excuse twelve times ffs!

Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Odd. You appear to have been fucked by one at the weekend.

I hate to repeat myself, but….BED, NOW!

A schizophrenic judge then or a conjoined twin judge? Twat.

Oh Christ…he’s bevvied again. Standby…

Have your fees gone up? I’m in court next Thursday and you did win my last case.

Dr.Lazarus…😳

Brave that you’ve shown your face tonight after three days reflection on your weekend humiliation. You stupid, drunken old cunt.

Just fiddle the leccy you unimaginative cunt. £400 and the boys will trunk the mains onto a separate fuse board hidden in the garage that serves the kitchen/utility/garage and outside heaters. Gas?…same price. PM me your address and I can collect a finder’s fee. Move with the times.

I knew they were vicious, but torching Punkers, post-coital…

You’ve damaged that vulnerable sheep with that porkie. Any wonder it’s been such an irritable cunt for two days now. Cruel bastard.

C’mon Ape…raise your fucking game son.