Dyslexic cnut

Bingo.

Camp agnolo.

Always with the dog. Weirdo.

Odd that you’ve ‘piped’ up when I used the word ‘urethra?’

Ted. I’m pretty confident that if you raised your game, just 20% or so, you’d be widely acknowledged on here as being abysmal. Fuck off and die.

Good luck with that tactic it’s never worked for anyone snuggling up to the Cunt before. Don’t come running to me when pushes his scalpel up (or down) your urethra.

Easily cured. Follow him on Tik-Tok and give him @Eric Cuntman’s address.

A foursome with Withers, a sausage dog and a duck, does not constitute ‘feelings.’ Behave…going forward.

Never mind this shit…Have you told Frank, Doc. He’s unimpressed with the Margaret River wines but loves paying £30/glass for Mateus Rosé. His gaff is littered with occasional lamps made from the empty bottles. Fancy educating the dense, limited ignoramus?

Relax, Francesca…sometimes I lie.

Listen, fuckhead. If you fancy a punch-up on here at least have the confidence to do it alone. I can’t abide or tolerate inadequates calling for assistance. The Corner hasn’t seen such a fearsome duo since Pen teamed up with the Sway half-faggot. I won’t warn you again.

Reported.

I’ll second that.

How about ‘oh Bill, please put your hand up my skirt?’

Cheeky plagiarising cunt. Give me them likes you dark devil.

Not your ‘type’ then, sniveler? Now get the fuck off my thread you weird little twatbag.

She’d have been dead 30years ago of it wasn’t for Ike. Probably from some cotton related disease. Fuck her.

Simply at rest. Deader than all the rest.

I went to my mate’s house for Sunday lunch, late 70’s. I met his cousin Gordon there. He was a smarmy, lanky twat even then. Put ketchup on his roasties too. Geordie philistine cunt.

Pile of cunt.

This is a trap…right?

Did you go for large or medium there as you’re not quite down to the small measure. How long have Mayfair been including a free picture of Punkers’ bullethole on their packets?

Max Clifford, Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris walk into an Irish bar in heaven. The barman says ‘not Yewtree again!’ Lol…fuck off.

@Frank. I don’t wish to suggest your retorts are predictable, but there are as-of-yet undiscovered tribes in the heart of the Peruvian jungle, who knew you were going to say that. Spit that hook out you gullible cunt.

FW