Dyslexic cnut

Tell me that’s not you? Blackheads?

Noted. Can he be set on @Carl Sway?

Thought this cunt was good?

Never mind this shit, Doc. Mrs Cnut opened a bottle of ‘5 Crimes’ wine from down your way. Utter shite. The theme is that the bottle’s label has a sepia picture of a deported crim from days gone by, and if you scan the code the Cunt comes to life and tells you why he was deported and how he got 70 years for borrowing half a spud. I wouldn’t sprinkle it on my chips if I’m being honest. Is this what’s become of that floating cow-pat of a detention centre…flogging cheapshite wine via tales of colonial oppression? Ned Kelly was a cunt.

Rumour has it that you were a decent contributor back in the day. What happened?

Temper your output. You’re like a newbie, thrashing about you stupid faux cunt. I’d like you to stay as at least you raise a grin but you know where you’re heading. Lol & fuck off.

Generous. A dog with no nose can smell it happening. @and?

I’ll bet you a tenor you could.

Well, he did water lilies.

That’s about three consecutive posts that haven’t mentioned how shit the UK is or Brexit, Doc. At this rate your new bromance with @PANZER MURPHY will be short lived.

Late 80’s, arid clout as I recall. Broke a thumb nail. She’s a Bacardi girl and Rory Bremner’s refused to speak to me ever since.

@and’s ears have just pricked as he thinks you’re referring to a Chihuahua’s foot. Lol.

My forefinger has encountered this issue, mid-80s mainly.

Punctuate or your insult carries no weight. You utter moron.

Eh?

Always a foolish move. You’re clearly not a darkie then? @Eddie would never make such a fundamental error. His post-coital grunts and spatterings of Gentleman’s Relish are immediately followed by the sound of a door slamming. Not for him the niceties of pillow-talk and maintenance payments. He’s got it right.

Return of the Punk…🤣

Apparently their manpower is exhausted by chasing clinically obese yet highly fertile South Wales taxi drivers who officially only earn £40/week. If you’re PAYE you’re fucked as they’ll take it out at the payroll stage. It got so expensive and frustrating for me I sent the kids and their mum to Praia da Luz for a month and paid @Carl Sway to babysit. Job sorted.

Snide little pervert. Fuck off, no cunt wants you on here you useless deviant shitcunt. Be gone.

Look what happens when a spudcoon tries to be clever. Thick cunt.

She’s not. She’s a cunt. She’s not, however, followed around by a cloud of flies and I’ve never witnessed her crayoning childish cartoons on rock formations. Fuck off.

What a curiously obsessed twatbag you are, Doc. Do you & the wife get on?

Pen’s passport photo?

I’m saying fuck all unless she bubbles me. I feel soiled btw…

Roopo. Whatever you do, don’t use your magic locator machine on me right now. @Eric Cuntman will kick my perineum off.