Dyslexic cnut

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Pen, have you noticed Frank creeping up the leaderboard? Stupid question, of course you have as you've been helping manipulate the leaderboard, haven't you? You fucking cunt. 

@Mrs Roops. I notice that the rules don’t apply to your transgender abhorration of a mate? Has it ever had a ban or warning and if not…why the fuck not? It’s a fucking disgrace on here.

46 minutes ago, ratcum said:

her feet are spectacularly ugly DC, so for that reason I'm out

I wouldn’t lick them either. Eric makes me sick, Ratty.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m sure she would have some baby wipes or something. 

Answer the fucking question.

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fucking goddess. It’s all real. The tits, the arse. You should see her in a pair of jeans.

Ginger. Honest question. Two days trekking through the Amazon basin, rainy season. She spreads them and asks you to ‘lick me growler.’  Would you? She’s ginger.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The Volvo Rascal. Statistically the safest vehicle to be abducted and murdered in. 
 5 Star NRAPE rating.

Neil clearly can’t spell ‘Vulva.’

2 hours ago, Neil said:

Took the Volvo to the local box heads yesterday,10 quid for a quick douche,good for another 6 months. Hand washed the Merc as I've put it up for sale, wonder how many foreign wasters I'll have to get through before I sell it?

Fuck off. It’d take them two weeks to chisel the dried smegma off the steering wheel & gearstick ffs!

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Blimey, elc... I think I may have picked the wrong fight here. If you keep firing these heavyweight retorts at me, I'll be on the ropes later this evening. Anyways, I was wondering how you are able to run your own business, be on here all day, every day making a cunt of yourself whilst clearly being a thick spastic who can't even write a proper sentence. Lol. 

PS. I am 140 years old and I knew you're Grandad and I still speak with him from time to time. He told me to tell you he thinks you've let the family down and that you're a fucking idiot. 

What do you want me to tell him?

 

 

 

This bloke’s a class one spunkbubble, Raaso. I can’t be doing with the talentless try-too-hard bellwipe.

13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Grow up

Dish/take, Gypps…you touchy, tetchy Tinker.

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Just imagine how many scousers will be wiped out. 

Not many, the place is full of rancid, inbred Irish pikeys. Did you go?

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A flids preferred brand of car polish?

Turtle Spacks. Fuck off.

14 minutes ago, Neil said:

It's probably more British than most Ford or Vauxhalls, certainly more reliable. Tell me what British made items are worth owning?

The wife’s leg calipers are superb & made in Sheffield. @Mike Hunt?

16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Did she tickle your balls with her feather? I should imagine she charged you extra for that. 

Vulgar cuntess. Any need?

2 hours ago, Frank said:

Monbeg Genius has been withdrawn. I swear too God, @Eddie, these cunts are gonna get it in the ear. 

Fingered her, mid-80’s. Piss-reeking, hairy mott & I seem to remember a nice Sekonda timepiece went missing too. True story.

38 minutes ago, Neil said:

No I don't, it's a car, a fucking piece of metal that is designed to take you to and from your destination and then sit on your drive till you need the cunt again. Cunts who spend the weekend fucking about with cars are all cunts. An English man's home is his castle,an English man's car is a car. I'd rather have my reliable 16 year old Volvo that doesn't miss a beat than some shiny all whistles and bells over priced and over cleaned lump of shite

I’ll bet you never run out of home-grown helmet feta. You fucking pig.

4 hours ago, Frank said:

Only a fraction - less than two percent - of the funds raised by that scruffy, tuneless individual actually found its way to its intended destination: famine relief. As for the veracity of that figure, I confess it's a fabrication of my own making, albeit one that seems to capture the grim reality. Once wankers Bob and Midge had come to terms on their share, the remaining amount was recklessly squandered on weaponry and 'sundry' supplies, all courtesy of the UK, destined for the coffers of the Ethiopian government.

Only a fraction-less than two percent better. As you’re responsive to my instructions these days…kill your fucking self.

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

Less than two percent of the funds raised by that scruffy tuneless cunt reached its target... famine relief. I don't know how accurate that figure is.. I just made it up, but it sounds about right. Once Bob and Midge had agreed on their cut, the rest was squandered on guns and shit - supplied by the UK - for the Ethiopian government. 

Nonsensical, weak grammar and feebly constructed. Do it again…wanker.

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The Pakistani and Bangla-Deshi Muslim immigrants who have been given free reign to take over our streets every weekend and vent their rage over the Israeli occupation of the ‘stolen lands of Palestine’ seem to have no problem ignoring the fact that both of their shithole countries are less than a hundred years old, and were the historical homelands of tens of millions of displaced or murdered Indians, until the ‘evil racist’ British gave them what they demanded and fucked off, leaving them to resume their murderous ways.

Imagine what would happen if we left the Spudcoons to sort their gaff out?

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You're just trying to curry favour with everyone on this site. We'll have naan of it.

Thanks Gypps, you cuntess.

An interesting documentary, sadly populated and commented on by female, duskies who, oddly, have lived all of their lives in Blighty and have been educated in British Universities. Their general conclusion was that the British and Mountbatten are solely responsible for the genocide that occurred post-partition due to inadequate forward planning coz of raaaaaaacism.My take is this. You wanted independence, we gave it to you & we fucked off. You filthy fly-encrusted savages then murdered one another to the tune of 1-3 million.  The world would be a better place if you did it all again…times ten.

Shove your Bengal tigers up your uncleaned arses. I hope they die too. Fuck off.

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I became less angry with the world after Little Mix split up.

Twat.

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Jesus wept, you utter fucking buffoon. You're like an unfunny version 'Eavensabove, if such a thing is actually possible.

It’s a pity that his mother wasn’t subject to a punitive ‘spunk tax’ which would have spared us all of the shitcunt.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I am one of the more reasonable and easy going members on here. But I’m also the most evil cunt when it gets mistaken for weakness. 
 I turn into satan and you don’t want me in your head. 
 So don’t get too cosy under my capacious wing. 
 

And @entitled little cunt… you’ve got Ape totally wrong. He won’t thank me for this but he’s actually one of the nicest cunts on here. You’re not a total lost cause, I would have euthanised you personally were that the case, but you still haven’t worked out the dynamic yet. 
 Hurry the fuck up and learn shit you dawdling spastic.

Three or four years ago…you’d have put this cunt in an asylum or a grave.

26 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

You know absolutely nothing about me, dopey. You are dealing with an online persona that I choose to adopt on CC, where I say things I’d never say in the real world - much like the vast majority of others on here (with the possible exception of @Eric Cuntman). Don’t confuse someone being angry and over emotional with someone taking the piss out of an easily-triggered cunt such as you.

Fuck off.

7 months and he sees himself as the oracle of the Corner. One deluded bellend.

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I can’t watch Ipanema without thinking of @Snowy’s Steptoe & Son horse masterpiece.

😂

31 minutes ago, Frank said:

You used to make me laugh, DC. True. You've practically gone full Ape in recent months. Can't you just pretend like the best of us?

The wife loves you, Frank. The only interest she has in this site, the only comment she makes is ‘what’s that Frank up to?’ Says it all really. I caught her masturbating to the ‘Girl from Ipanema’ thing last month. Any advice?