Old Chap Raasclaat

Reported. (Rule 7)

Reported. I've noticed you blatantly saying some dodgy comments and playing all dumb when called up on it. You even get members banned for calling you out, I'm onto you Harold... you filthy old pervert.

Harold, you demented old cunt, I am a Voodoo Priest and I'm hoping to exorcise you from the corner in time... you could save me a lot of bother by killing yourself today, what do you think?

It seems converting to Islam is the most common out of all the Abrahamic religious conversions. This Abdul cunt played the gullible Christians and the system very well, he'd never have got the chance to convert during the Crusades. Christians have become too soft, I would welcome a return to the Crusades and a Christian attitude of 'I'll cut you to pieces" and praying with the sword. Whether you believe or not, we've lost our Christian identity and the Muslims haven't and that's why they're thriving, show unity and will no doubt make this a predominantly Muslim practicing country in 20-40 years time. What a pile of cunt.

What would they have made of you, Pen? I reckon they'd have hung, drawn and quartered you... and because of your constant shit stirring, fed you to the dogs you hate so much. You cunt.

Ate a dodgy Kebab the night before and had the shits, I smeared 'Raas was ere' on the nearby cliff face. The Sun baked it on over the years and it's there to stay now.

I took my Wedding ring off beforehand and it got lost in said fanny batter. Everywhere it was, I think she liked me CG. Be a dear and bring it back for me.

I definitely had a few drams that night, Pen. I think you should call it a night now.

Keep your fucking mouth shut, Harold. I'm getting to know elc. He's an interesting fella.

Do you smell of curry?

You're of Pakistani descent elc? Not a practicing Muslim though, am I right.

I remember you saying you're descended from 'Goat herders' in your early days here (when you weren't an out of control spastic like @ChildeHarold). What part of the Middle east are your ancestors from, elc?

You fat, over enthusiastic spastic. Lol, lol, lol. Fuck off.

You sound and write like you ate a load of Mad fucking cow diseased beef before they got the warning out. You daft fucking idiot. Lol.

It's a sad sign of the times we live in, CG. I've noticed the trend of late with young women having bigger lips, massive eyelashes and generally looking vile. I'm proud to not actually have any tattoos, as when footballers start getting them you know it's no longer an option for the individual, stylish man, like myself. Anyways, forget all that shit, how was/is the holiday going in Paphos? I'm sure there is no shortage of tattooed, thick men and women there making Britain proud. Did you find the beach where I fingered that Czech bird?

Pen, I noticed you awarded a post of mine (which had a go at @and) a like recently and it's clear you've also had enough of the cunt as well. He's after your spot as the number one fucking idiot on here and I have every faith you'll defeat him and retain your rightful title. Get him, Pen.

When the Muslims properly establish themselves in Ireland in the next few years, who do you think will win the breeding race in Ireland... The Catholics or the Muslims? Lol.

My money is on @entitled little cunt being either downs or being 74 years old with the educational age of a 9 year old. I've noticed you ask him for facts to back up his wild and ill informed rants and he fails to produce any. He's the type of cunt who hears something from his spastic cousin, exaggerates it all and tells it as fact to any idiot that'll listen. I used to think he was winding us all up with his awful punctuation, pretending to be a bit thick but lovable etc however he genuinely is a thick, bigoted and unlikeable cunt. I'd be surprised if anybody bothers with him in real life, hence his relentless, dreadful output on here. What a selfish cunt, I wish he'd fuck off.

Two responses and quoting yourself, what's going on elc? You clearly struggled at school as evidenced with your awful punctuation and issues with the school system and Teachers. I find it quite funny that you write and articulate yourself worse than 90% of the foreigners you keep on about yet seem to think the entire membership wants even more of your playing to the cheap seats shite... I want to help you, elc but you need to admit you need help yourself. Do you have a genuine learning difficulty?

Break this statement down, elc. Are you saying I'm simple, you are simple and is 'so are you' some sort of childish retort? You're clearly a bitter, angry little man who hasn't got over being treated like the spastic you were at school and now, all these years later, hate the world you live in. All you do is moan and try to drag the entire membership down to your bitter level with your relentless nominations about whatever has pissed you off that particular day. I'm sure you would reluctantly agree with me when I say you'd be better off dead, wouldn't you elc? Lol.

Yes, that describes this nomination perfectly. Give it a rest, elc, you're flooding the board with shite every day. Fuck off.

@Admin, @Mrs Roops, any chance of adding a 'Spastic lounge' or 'Fucking idiot lounge'? I'm sure @entitled little cunt, @ChildeHarold, @Penny Farthing and @and would love that kind of addition, where they could talk utter shit to eachother. Fucking hell.

Shut up you cunt.

Yawn, you really a useless piece of shit. All you seem to do hang around the Corner quoting and @ing the characters that have been mean to you. Lol. Take some time off, collect some more shit, come up with some new shit recipes or something... anything but bother me. Fuck off.

Nevermind, elc, you'll always be a tool.