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ProfB

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  1. Tragic, your botox failed big style.

  2. Do you know how stupid you look? Fredders Mercs would turn in his grave if he saw you.

  3. & who exactly are you as if I don't know, you saddo. Aren't you clever hiding behind your keyboard? Your willy is tiny too - Big Kazza told me.😛
  4. My Bestie Big Kazzia went with one of her bros who lives in that neck of the woods - she wore her policewoman's costume for safety, but got chatted up 5 times. She fested up to profB one was a Jamie Dornan lookalike aka Mr Grey, but she doesn't do long distance & currently cannot drive (due to numerous p-point on her licence, mostly for running 'reds').
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    Condoms in Porn

    They don't have condoms in porn - it's Willies & Fannies & Bums & Tits. - Everything but condoms really - a giraffe is more likely to be seen in porn than a condom - or oven gloves, a bicycle pump, an hairnet - never a condom, unless over someone's head - is that what you meant? I'll get you started, alright with a swift kick up the jacksy.
  6. I once had a Casio watch, they are quite good as it happens, as Jimmy Saville would say.
  7. ProfB

    Billy Bragg

    Where does he live? I thought he was the milkman of human kindness? Secure Mansion - is he doing time? Love ProfB xx
  8. ProfB

    Looting

    On 23/08/2022 at 16:28, Roadkill said: What the fuck can you loot from a McDonald's besides heart disease? Happy Meal toys? posted By Cunty BIG BOLLOX & cutlery, salt pots, chairs, handbags, specs, menus, vinegar bottles, jackets, glasses, tea cups & alsorts. You could furnish your home if McDonald's are looking the other way & you move swiftly. Love ProfB xxx
  9. Soo intelligent is the corner's Jimmy Neutron
  10. You look nice, like something I get free in my Rice Krispies XXX My Bestie, big Kazza - claims there's a Rice Krispies shortage, she's upgraded to weetabix for now, while I've reverted to crumpets.
  11. Cat's wear the trousers then? I am best with a guard cat?
  12. There's Eric ... any idea what he's named his cat as I am cat person, not dog person. Love ProfB xxx
  13. I think Demis Roussos is running the UK. For various reasons. Love Prof XXX
  14. Hi King Billy, I was offline all week, as one corner member was very nasty - I think the corner personal messages should be monitored like Ebay. Love ProfB xxx
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    BBC News

    including Mrs roots?
  16. Do you ever shut up? You puff & you pant & you stink - of old dears farts & they keep it in their bums for ages. Then PUUURPPPP, all hell breaks loose. & the fragrance of a wrinkly bum thing. ENJOY
  17. You remind me of Brooklyn Becham, you look as bloody stupid.
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