ProfB

He was a DJ Spot & Clunk Click Every Trip (do your seat belt up advert, saving 1000s of lives)- I think he had his own teeth. Love ProfB XXX

You said that to me, you say it to all the girls 😡

NEIL's granddaughter, is getting gender aggro, I am saying - it's everywhere. Genitals says man or woman - men have willies, women have fannies, now I can pretend I have a willy while I do the Argos survey.

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Argos asked me in their survey - re my purchase of HP ink if I was: Male, female, identifying as a man, identifying as a woman, gender neutral & god knows what. I nearly texted a pic of my fanny - but instead, I quoted staff member, Fifi - went that extra mile. They said I'd stood a chance of winning £100 in Argos vouchers, so I thought praising Fifi might help - it didn't. She was bloody useless in truth - one front tooth & a arse that big, I didn't know it was humanly possible, & her flopping tits, floated past her knee caps. Will get my ink from Ambo from now on, Argos has got complicated. Love ProfB XXX

ProfB has been fretting about his nuclear weapons, because they have enough to blow Putins balls off. My bestie, Big Kazza has met him in real life, she claims he's gorge man meat. We don't have the same taste in men, hence we are besties. Love ProfB XXX

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ProfB is one of the disabled members of the Cunts corner - I have impaired hearing. Sick of mumbling cunts. Spiders are my new besties: Spiders use their webs as giant HEARING AIDS to amplify audio vibrations through their legs, study finds: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10700015/Spiders-use-webs-giant-hearing-aids-amplify-audio-vibrations-legs.html Keeping corner viewers up to speed with the world at large. Love ProfB xxx🧏🏻‍♀️ 🕷(cute pal).

SMALL WILLY 🤭

Full time nasty person - boo. Big Kazza told you to piss off & she called you a knob end - so you take it out on ProfB because you daren't tell Kazza- as she will hack you cock off & clip you real the ear for being an embarrassment to the male population. Goat head 🤢

Well, my bestie Big Kazza has now met DAVE (42) - he is a sanitation engineer (bin man), I've seen his selfie, he has massive eye brows & a willy brow.

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"What about unibrow?" I heard you prefer real ducks, so I was being polite, not childish or artistic.

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Hi Billy King, Love ProfB XXX

What do you mean by what?

TRUE.

My bestie, big Kazza plucks her brows, she's so 1970s- she looks a lot like Agnetha from Abba, but a little plumper. Big Kazza's brows are pencil thin - she tells me guys like her thin brows & she's had 17 blokes this year, so I believe her. Big Bill has been given the elbow, but she had a toyboy before him - BLADE - what a bloody daft name, he was 21, & she's 44 on Sunday. She had a sugar Daddy once, I've seen the photos - Norman his name was/is, he is now 81, so she has a varied taste. Her childhood crush was John Craven.

Cheeky cow, ignoring my post, go drown yourself & stick your plastic duck up your arse.

What about unibrow?

Got the wrong quote, but never mind? An EVIL mother killed her baby, but where is your mountain of noms re an evil father killing his child? Filicide One of the most recent comprehensive national filicide studies in Australia documented 238 cases between 2000 and 2012. This study mirrored trends elsewhere, with male and female perpetrators represented in roughly equal numbers. & yet it is worse when a female does it, because females give birth & are smarter the men by a long chalk. The average person walks past 11 murderers in their life. Best I stay in. PS Big Kazza has dumped Big Bill, he cracked one too many jokes about her peachy posterior. Love ProfB xxx

XXX love ProfB angry men with small willies.

6.30 am, you have to be early to get the best plot.

Hi My bestie Big Kazza got involved while we were away - with Big Bill (big Willie, he has a big willy she texted me 2 hours & 12 mins into their first real date), & the holiday romance lingers on, therefore ProfB has more time to post on the corner, as Kazza is loved up & not got so much time for ProfB right now. She's saving up for a gastric band. We are off car booting at the weekend to help her 'band' fund. What nom am I on - oh Vlad again. Even big Kazza would not do him.