I don't have a sausage, not even those erroneous Spanish pigs in blankets from M&S last festive season - bin men took them. I am female, so how do you know I have saugage & two veg?
Yes, I am in my 50s - I am a SPINSTER.
You do not have King Billy's wit, Dave's brains or uncle meaty's bee in your bonnet - you simply bark & think you are 'big' typing fuck off - 14 year old style.
drop dead grandad.
Love ProfBXXX
I was the same - googled then realised my corner chums were up to speed, she's like listening to your vacuum cleaner - mine's a shark.
She sings on the cowpat show.