scotty

He was only ever an occasional bit part player in blackadder, although I agree it was a very amusing series. His funniest stuff imho was his radio work, particularly as david lander in delve. (I've just realised I'm commenting as if he's just died, which afaik he hasn't, but we can live in hope.)

I'm sick of hearing about this professional jewish gayboy flouncing off into the sunset only to return a few days later expecting a heroes return. The only way out of this recurring luvvie bullshit is for that pubeheaded cunt alan davies to finally grant fry his obvious wish and let him up his gerbil tunnel. With a bit of luck they'll get carried away and both bleed to death, two for the price of one.

Holy shit. I'd honestly never heard of it until now, sounds hideous.

...and the marvellous way he turned laughter into a chicken clucking, oh my aching sides.

How did your brother get it?

Yes, he could have staged a mini revival after that.

They deserved to die, if only because of their ludicrously pretentious names. Like "Marc" Bolan.

I'm probably going to regret asking this gobbler, but what in the actual fuck is that?

I'm married scrotes, what do you fucking think. I've been waiting 30 years to be able to tell the wife "one swallow doesn't make a summer."

I'm proud to say that I can be up, in, off and out within a minute. That film Gone in 60 seconds was based on my sex life.

Brings a new meaning to the phrase "synchronised swimming."

Almost certainly.

When I saw this nom title I thought "fucking hell, he's seen my cellar."

And would anybody care?

Frank lost the plot some time ago, olly.

How the fuck that utter twat manages to make a living as a professional comedian is beyond my comprehension. I reckon it's just a front; when he's on tour he'll nick a car off the hotel carpark, drive it to his next gig, flog it and repeat.

You're not far from liverpool manky, you'd learn more about crime in two days there than you could in a lifetime of crimewatch.

Oh, I beg to differ. Frank has an ethical code alright, but it veers away from "normal" or "acceptable".

You could have asked freddie mercury mike, but I believe he's died. Not sure what of.

I can't help but agree with this. I don't mind a bit of good natured banter, but it's getting pathetic now.

.....and passes it to Shearer on the halfway line, who finds Le Tissier on the left wing....

Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders

I resent that. I have never killed them afterwards. Yet.

Well said from our resident mancunian. Dury produced some of the most magical lyrics and music I've ever heard.

On being rejected, tevez said he wasn't happy. Punkers replied "Well, which one are you then?"