scotty

You're probably thinking of Caster Semenya.

Stand in fucking line and wait your turn.

Indeed, farmer. And at least we'd get a hot meal.

Oh, yes. Phew, what a scorcher.

They stole those lyrics from Shakespeare, peanut. A Midsummer Nights Dream, if I'm not mistaken.

Count yourself lucky she didnt still have it. When that happened to me I had to flip her over.

Why is that "threatening"? If the dopey fuckers want to set fire to themselves, so what? Its like that mel brooks film, blazing saddles, where the sheriff holds a gun to his own head.

No idea. I'll ask my girlfriend when she gets back from school.

These creatures are also to be found hovering near flat-roof pubs in low rent districts. Usually behind the local aldi or lidl. Not a pleasant sight.

I bet they put the zucchini back on the shelf afterwards. Cunts.

...and take lenny fucking henry with them.

What in the actual fuck???

Was he German, by any chance?

Stop it eddie, I'm getting a stiffy now.

"Manual Handling". I've used that phrase a few times in Madame Gobblers Pleasure Emporium, I can tell you.

I've shifted a few pianos in my time, how much does the job pay?

Lewisham?? Fucking hell.

Very true, gypps. Youve just described me to a T, the only inaccurate words there being " is always ill". I have discovered the perfect antidote to illness, thinking about patenting it. Gone through 35 solid years of work with just two days off because of sickness/infirmity. One of those was having my wisdom teeth hacked out under GA, and the other was when I fucked up my back in the course of duty.

Is sol campbell actually a fudge packer? I knew about fashanu, but hadn't heard that about campbell.

Natural Selection at work, spotts. If these cunts want to wear idiotically tight jeans, get deep vein thrombosis and thin out the gene pool, who are we to argue.

When my mrs started getting a bit, ahem, loose, I asked the doctor if he could suggest anything. He said "its a bit taboo, but you could try the other hole." I sat back in shock and said "what, and end up with a houseful of kids?"

Glitter usually just offers them sweeties or a play with his new puppies.

Jacko, remember this comment when you're listening to that rick mayall audio tomorrow

It might also be that kids moped around on them. Miserable little cunts.

Twas ever thus, gurt. These little scratters were belting around on fizzys when I was a kid, the current lot are probably the grandchildren of the cunts my parents used to moan about.