Cuntybaws

The stupid fucking cunts will attract no interest at that price unless they use more words like "bijou" and "period". "Period" actually seems particularly apposite here.

You stupid fucking cunt. As penance, wash your mouth out with holy water and do ten male hairies.

I'm pretty sure he died in every single episode, in a thespian sense at least.

Digital Domesday Book lasts 15 years not 1000. It's available online, though.

The last use of this format for mainstream films was ~1999-2000. I knew a guy who had a copy of Debbie Does Dallas on LaserDisc. The close-up beaver shots were pin sharp, but sadly the dialogue was still crap.

Your name is TOBY!

It's all right for Idris Elba to be James Bond, but not for Zoe Saldana to play Nina Simone because "she's not black enough". I certainly don't hold out much hope of Woody Harrelson playing Martin Luther King any time soon. If they announce another all-white Oscar nomination line up I think I may start believing in God.

Absolute arsewank, the pair of you. I'll grant you, some bits are shit, but they're far outweighed by its many episodes of sublime brilliance. Actually, there aren't that many such episodes now that I think about it. Probably only two or three. And they're more "moments" than "episodes". Fuck it, you're right, it's shit. The book is fucking great, though, and I don't want to hear any arguments to the contrary.

Lol. Poof.

Ed Miliband's legacy. It almost makes his "Ed Stone" look like a good idea by comparison.

Not yet, no. I suppose there would be a slight risk of transference via the blood spray from my Dr Marten's crunching through your paper-thin misshapen skull, but I think that would be a risk well worth taking.

But you always told us you were loaded? Did your civil partner take the lot after you forgot the prenup?

What this thread needs is a musical interlude. Emanci-motherfucking-pator of the slaves!

Nobody cares, Ding. PS If this attracts more comments than my recent and equally-unloved "Hold Music" I'll be very cross. PPS Fuck it, it already has!

I'm glad Jesus is dead. Fucking poof.

One slightly more creditable theory holds that it derives from the Romany word for pennies. At times like this the OED and Websters are often found sadly lacking, but Urban Dictionary is always your friend.

If you want to buy some "likes" that'll be £500, please.

Here's one from the vaults. He only says it once, though, so it probably doesn't qualify. The protective gear is a bit of a cop out too.

Golly!

I've just skimmed my way through the bios on their "Trustees" page. Fuck me, what a cavalcade of cunts! If I had to pick a single phrase that sums them up, it would probably be the horrifically clichéd, "Michelle is an independent Development Consultant and is passionate about using sport as a tool for social change." Also, why is their branding pink? Eh? Eh?

Was he Scottish by any chance?

Hoochie Coochie bollocks. Nice tits, mind.

What do you know of Bricktop?